Existential MidLife Crisis

(( Semi-Selective RP for an AU version of Mr. Dwicky from Invader Zim. AU based on my fanfiction series, Interstellar. Mod and Muses are both adults ))

[scotch-and-ink-deactivated20251]

[rlaehrwk21]

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

[keigo-hawks-takami]

@mr-dwight-dwicky

[bunneis]

gourmetbiologist on ig

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[just-call-me-johnny]

@mr-dwight-dwicky

[plusie]

[just-call-me-johnny]

@mr-dwight-dwicky

[sogoodtoletgo]

[just-call-me-johnny]

@mr-dwight-dwicky

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

who let you out of your bottom storage

What does this even mean?

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

Dwight, didn’t your mom ever warn you not to stick your dick in crazy let alone marry it?

Didn’t anyone tell you not to give unsolicited advice?

[just-call-me-johnny]

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

That doesn’t sound like me at all. Just like I do not enjoy Good Mythical Morning. You’re silly.

[just-call-me-johnny]

I hear you listening to the Frontiers soundtrack whenever you’re working on your spreadsheets and such. In fact, you just did today. Also you use Mythical pomade.

You used to be so much better at lying and gaslighting, Counselor.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I could gaslight you if I wanted to but I don’t want to. However for your information the guinea pigs like the music not me.

Is that Mythical pomade? Huh. I had no idea.

[just-call-me-johnny]

So you're just badly lying to me? I'm a little insulted that you think I'm not even worth the effort of trying to sound convincing.

Uh huh- and are the guinea pigs the reason why you know every lyric to Undefeatable?

Nice try.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I simply am being considerate due to your past. I would rather not risk triggering you. And yes. They are the reason.

I meant I didn’t know that was related to Rhett and Link. Using the word mythical in a title isn’t a unique concept.

[just-call-me-johnny]

... I can’t tell if you just stepped up your game or are being genuine. Either way, that’s an acceptable answer.

Still don’t believe you regarding the soundtrack. You teared up during One Way Dream.

Surreee. And I guess your credit card went onto the Mythical store, the only store that sells Mythical Clay Pomade, by itself and bought the pomade.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

….Did you hear that? It sounds like Sitara needs one of us. No worries I’ll go

[just-call-me-johnny]

You better not wake him up with your false mission, Dwight. Honestly, I’m a little surprised about how light of a sleeper he is given… everything he went through in utero.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I’m not going to wake him. He’s already awake as I just said.

But yes I’m rather surprised too. It’s very different from Egan. I’m not sure if comparing him to Chance and Cal would be fair since they weren’t really in a womb.

Anyway off to check on our child.

[just-call-me-johnny]

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

That doesn’t sound like me at all. Just like I do not enjoy Good Mythical Morning. You’re silly.

[just-call-me-johnny]

I hear you listening to the Frontiers soundtrack whenever you’re working on your spreadsheets and such. In fact, you just did today. Also you use Mythical pomade.

You used to be so much better at lying and gaslighting, Counselor.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I could gaslight you if I wanted to but I don’t want to. However for your information the guinea pigs like the music not me.

Is that Mythical pomade? Huh. I had no idea.

[just-call-me-johnny]

So you're just badly lying to me? I'm a little insulted that you think I'm not even worth the effort of trying to sound convincing.

Uh huh- and are the guinea pigs the reason why you know every lyric to Undefeatable?

Nice try.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I simply am being considerate due to your past. I would rather not risk triggering you. And yes. They are the reason.

I meant I didn’t know that was related to Rhett and Link. Using the word mythical in a title isn’t a unique concept.

[just-call-me-johnny]

... I can’t tell if you just stepped up your game or are being genuine. Either way, that’s an acceptable answer.

Still don’t believe you regarding the soundtrack. You teared up during One Way Dream.

Surreee. And I guess your credit card went onto the Mythical store, the only store that sells Mythical Clay Pomade, by itself and bought the pomade.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

….Did you hear that? It sounds like Sitara needs one of us. No worries I’ll go

[just-call-me-johnny]

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

That doesn’t sound like me at all. Just like I do not enjoy Good Mythical Morning. You’re silly.

[just-call-me-johnny]

I hear you listening to the Frontiers soundtrack whenever you’re working on your spreadsheets and such. In fact, you just did today. Also you use Mythical pomade.

You used to be so much better at lying and gaslighting, Counselor.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I could gaslight you if I wanted to but I don’t want to. However for your information the guinea pigs like the music not me.

Is that Mythical pomade? Huh. I had no idea.

[just-call-me-johnny]

So you're just badly lying to me? I'm a little insulted that you think I'm not even worth the effort of trying to sound convincing.

Uh huh- and are the guinea pigs the reason why you know every lyric to Undefeatable?

Nice try.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I simply am being considerate due to your past. I would rather not risk triggering you. And yes. They are the reason.

I meant I didn’t know that was related to Rhett and Link. Using the word mythical in a title isn’t a unique concept.

[just-call-me-johnny]

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

That doesn’t sound like me at all. Just like I do not enjoy Good Mythical Morning. You’re silly.

[just-call-me-johnny]

I hear you listening to the Frontiers soundtrack whenever you’re working on your spreadsheets and such. In fact, you just did today. Also you use Mythical pomade.

You used to be so much better at lying and gaslighting, Counselor.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I could gaslight you if I wanted to but I don’t want to. However for your information the guinea pigs like the music not me.

Is that Mythical pomade? Huh. I had no idea.

[just-call-me-johnny]

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

That doesn’t sound like me at all. Just like I do not enjoy Good Mythical Morning. You’re silly.

[just-call-me-johnny]

You know, I don’t often take trips back to Earth, but when I do it’s to meet the voice actors for Sonic and Tails. Killed a few people who kept complimenting me on my “Edward Scissorhand” cosplay- who knew just wearing leather and tall boots makes a costume. Also got rid of some gropers and the like; those places are just crawling with them.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I’m glad you had a good time, Snowflake.

[just-call-me-johnny]

I had a wonderful time, Counselor. Thank you for taking me.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

Of course. I am glad to be back on our climate controlled space station. The heat in North Carolina was brutal.

[just-call-me-johnny]

You know, I don’t often take trips back to Earth, but when I do it’s to meet the voice actors for Sonic and Tails. Killed a few people who kept complimenting me on my “Edward Scissorhand” cosplay- who knew just wearing leather and tall boots makes a costume. Also got rid of some gropers and the like; those places are just crawling with them.

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

I’m glad you had a good time, Snowflake.

[rpmemes-galore]

reblog if your muse is   ( D R A M A T I C ™ ) 

[mr-dwight-dwicky]

You can do it serpent king you can do it serpent king

This has the same energy as the other asks yet doesn’t feel as dumb or hostile. Thank you.