The Time Vortex

I write funny things. Not funny to you though. They're not funny to anyone. Even me. I'm not the hero comedy deserves, but I'm the one it needs.

[airandangels]

[kisskissgotohell]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[krawdad]

They don’t realize it’s projection

[jimmy-time]

If people has infinite time, resources, and energy, we would spend it subjecting creatures beneath us to the same sufferings we deal with right now claiming that they can’t feel and we’re just learning.

[weirdlandtv]

Turtles, Tortoises, & Terrapin...

[animusrox]

Blazing Saddles (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

[unclefather]

me in 2020

[colehersch]

do u watch Podcast But Outside

[certifiedboob]

nat 20 on deception

[rexykai]

we gonna talk bout how that upcoming Temtem game has an old fake pokemon leak in its roster

[the-daddypaddy]

[tapemachinesarerolling]

[toptony]

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ❄ ︎Home Alone (1990) Dir: Chris Columbus

[n-haught]

not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

[jimmy-time]

Don’t let people trick you into suffering.

[mythwords]

[jimmy-time]

It’s been a while, but I’m instantly reminded this place is nothing but emotional and sexual gate keeping, coupled with pop culture (read: anime) screen shots.

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[togeqi]

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

[jimmy-time]

That’s called Capitalism.

[sunshinesalmon]

end my suffewing

[jimmy-time]

The lock in this photo represent the fact that there is no escape.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gynandromorph]

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’m also very food motivated

[smooththegoofyshark]

We’re cats.

[dankmemeuniversity]