#ToewsTrash™️

♉️ High key in love with Jonathan Toews, meme enthusiast, personal therapist if needed. I love making new friends so HMU, send some asks, I don’t bite! :) #JTHooker

[incorrectblackhawks]

jonathan toews: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

[rickygoldsworths]

buzzfeed unsolved: *is literally about unsolved cases*

ryan bergara: but for now the case will remain … unsolved

me:

[devilswordaerith]

*mouths the word ‘unsolved’ with him so I can feel the dramatic vibe*

[kittyjoestar]

my brother: toews seems like a weird person. like if you get to know him, he’s really weird.

[jimmyjam96]

Your brother is probably right

[incorrectblackhawks]

jonathan toews: [holding his breath]

alex debrincat, timing: holy crap, 4 minutes!

jonathan toews: [exhales] the trick is not caring if you live or die.

[incorrectblackhawks]

patrick kane: we have fun, don’t we?

jonathan toews: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[hockeybooty]

Thank god he does not look like that anymore cuz like I don’t know how I would have handle that

[jimmyjam96]

Prince Jonny out here really stealing my heart

[47292747-deactivated20250311]

It’s honestly real inspiring that Jonathan Toews still walks around wearing regular headphones with the wires swinging everywhere like he can’t afford 20 pairs of air pods

[alexdebrinsnack-deactivated2023]

new status: depressed hawks fan

[alwaysbemylovee]

Today is the day

I will finally see Jonathan Toews with my own two eyeballs. I’m not sure if I am mentally or emotionally prepared.

[jimmyjam96]

You never will be, have fun!

[f1-stuff]

22 Mar 2019: *stubble, throat, jaw, hands* 😵 (x)

[windsthatwhisper-deactivated202]

am i doing this right

[dangerouslyaddictivethings]

jonathan bryan toews. that’s the post

[blckhwkshockey]

what i really hope is that once the hawks are in postseason (whenever that may be) jonathan toews goes OFF about a green new deal. he’s gonna say fuck the republicans fuck trump fuck mitch mcconnell (most evil human of all time) let’s save the environment lads. 

[face-palm-expert]

I will go DOWN with this statement. Bye.

[princessofdorkness]

So in other news I got the stank eye from Tazer tonight after he caught me making a heart at him with my hands. 😂

[jimmyjam96]

I’m offended

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[titobeauvis-deactivated20190513]

nothing explains jonathan toews more than his favorite cereal being bran flakes