autopsy gremlin rights !

lou/eldon || 25 || they/xe

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[firawren]

[41protons]

…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.

[neat-username]

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

[feelmyskinonyourskin]

Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock - Daredevil Season 2

[calboyvanto]

Do u think they kissed

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

[lotusfiore]

twelfth doctor

[quarrymengirl]

I used to feel bad about RPF but they kinda deserve it

[recordstore]

and we scrolled all night on the best blog ever

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[kosmogrl]

nobody will piss you off like a coworker

[gsope]

just two bros

[userparamore]

"Ghosts are real. This much, I know. There are things that tie them to a place, very much like they do us. Some remain tethered to a patch of land, a time and date, the spilling of blood, a terrible crime. But there are others, others that hold onto an emotion, a drive, loss, revenge, or love. Those, they never go away."

CRIMSON PEAK 2015 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

[grumfy]

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

[grumfy]

this is so charming to me. doomed boston yaoi

[time-woods]

the magnus archives is a romantic workplace comedy (trust me (

[aphotisms]

no shade in the shadow of the cross