[64mpg]

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

[yorickless]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Happy 4th of July

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[memorycycle]

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

[suigintou]

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

2 micropuppys long and 1 micropuppy wide

[freelancedumbass]

[lakemichigans]

how it feels to listen to lights by ellie goulding

[poisonseller]

Do you fucking mind

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

missing child poster template canva

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[government-cy-op]

Just found 2 copies of a 19th century naturalism magazine and LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ICON