- 8 active members and 1 member that’s been in China for 12 years.
- Talk about Sehun’s dick on national television.
- Look intimidating but are actually a bunch of muffins except for D.O who will cut you.
- Love making EXO-ls suffer.
- “WE ArE sINgeRs, noT STriPpERs.”
- Invented the hip thrust
- Deserve all the love and respect in the world
- Goes way too hard on sexy choreography
- Will not put up with your shit
- Harassed by all his children members
- Just wants to join Red Velvet
- Is a prettier girl than you
- Super sweet and innocent
- But will hip thrust you into next week
- Goes way too hard on sexy choreography pt.2
- Just wants an ass to grab
- Doesn’t know what personal space is
- Can’t keep his hands to himself
- Needs attention to survive
- The most beautiful cat
- Vocals will kill you pt.2
- Probably complaining right now
- Plays every instrument ever
- Scared of everything but D.O.
- Small but will fight you
- Isn’t allowed to have hair
- Wants to grow vegetables
- Probably just wants to go home
- Will break his pelvis one day
- He doesn’t look for cameras, cameras look for him
- Would trade you for chicken
- Literally tore an entire plushie to shreds during an interview (stop giving these things to him)
- Gets the best lines in every song
- Has recently lost all of his shirts
- Better than everyone and he knows it