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summer shenanigans ❝m❞ Pt. 1

pairing ﹂ lifeguard!jimin • lifeguard!reader • manager!taehyung

genre ﹂ summer au | smut ; humour ; fluff ; angst 

❝i want in on this wager❞ ━━ summer was just around the corner and two of the most annoying, sex-crazed boys at your school decided they wanted to make a bet. whoever slept with the most girls at the lindson pool this summer was the winner, the loser has to do whatever the winner wanted them too. and you didn’t mind joining in this little game.

explicit content ﹂ hair pulling, degrading, dom/sub themes, face fucking, blowjob, nipple play, gagging kink, dirty talk, teasing, edging, facial, threesome, masturbation, swearing, physical fighting, mentions of blood and violence, pool sex, locker room sex, spanking, two cocks one hole.

a/n + this is a series I’ve been debating to write for a while now and I think it’s finally time to deliver!

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Lovelorn | k.s.j

Summary: Being in love is hard, and having faith in someone when you think they are keeping something from you is even harder. When Jin does something to break that faith completely how will you deal with it?

Warning: Cheating!!!, angst, like a lot of angst, mentions of sex having, language, kinda fluff (Jungkook and Hobi are great friends), Jin is a dick head - sorry :(

Word count: 7k

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title ﹂ secluded • 4,034

pairing ﹂ tae • reader

genre ﹂ roommate au | smut ; humour ; pwp

your lack of a sexual life was a bother…to your hot roommate. you weren’t sure why it was a big deal to him that you remained sexually frustrated, but tae decided to take it upon himself to orchestrate a way for you to relieve yourself. no strings attached. 

explicit content ﹂ graphic sexual description, oral [receiving and giving], creampie, swearing, teasing, dom/sub themes, dirty talk, anal play, anal, choking, spanking, vulgarism, slight humiliation, nipple play, licking kink, face-fucking, multiple orgasms, pillow riding, mutual masturbation, biting

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...hi, are you ever gonna continue apartment 52??? If not can I buy the plot? I’ll still give you credit

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◇ seokjin | reader | jungkook ◇ high school au | smut ; fluff ; humour ; angst you don’t understand how it started or why it started and what was going on exactly. one minute you’re grinding yourself against your boyfriend of two years and then the next…you’re upstairs getting finger-fucked by his best friend of sixteen years. you’re left satisfied and filled with guilt, knowing that you shouldn’t have done that. so why do you always find yourself stuck in small closets and tint spaces with your not-boyfriend.  explicit content: graphic sexual description, oral *receiving and giving*, swearing, teasing, dom/sub themes, dirty talk, wet dream, choking, spanking, unprotected sex (sorry :| wrap before you tap), pull-out method, semi-public sexual acts, underage drinking (depending on what country you’re from, 18 is the legal drinking age here so), cheating note: the characters are all 18+ in this so please don’t start harassing me or attacking me about them still being in high school. 

Hot, sweaty and tipsy. Your ass rubbing against your boyfriend’s crotch as you grinded against him. His hands on your hips helping guide you, and a fiery look in his eyes. He was going to fuck your brains out tonight. It was starting to get hotter, too hot in fact. The drink you had warmed you up a fair bit and being surrounded by strangers wasn’t helping. You needed to get some air, turning to your boyfriend you moved closer so you he could hear you.

“It’s getting hot, I need to get some air. Wait here for me.” You said as loud as you could over the vibrating music that seemed to deafen you completely. He nodded and watched you stumble towards the staircase that led upstairs to the bathroom. You stopped at the top, reaching down to take off your uncomfortable shoes you had been wearing all night. You made your way into the bathroom, opening the door to a room that was almost full of smoke.

“This bathroom is occupied.” The person growled, eyes squinting to see who had just barged in without asking.

“Sorry, I needed to freshen up.” You said, the smoke and your tipsy brain making it hard to see who was in the bathroom.

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◇ ever been fucked by a fireplace? | 5.1K ◇ chanyeol | reader ◇ holiday au | smut ; fluff ; angst ; pwp you and your neighbour always had your differences, you hated that he was always loud at three in the morning and he hated that you would be loud at seven in the morning. when a big snow storm hits and your stuck outside your locked house your only choice is to crash with chanyeol, who seems to be alone on christmas? explicit content: graphic sexual description, lots of tension, oral *receiving and giving*, swearing, marking, teasing, degradation, dom/sub themes, anal play, anal, praise kink, hate fucking?, intoxication,  note: well this was pretty crazy writing and it’s a little late yes but i wrote it and its here! thank you to those who were patient and i hope to hear some hopefully christmas sexy time stories. and if you got fucked a fireplace on christmas?

It was hard living next to someone who was always up at the time you would be asleep in your bed. Waking up to the sounds of either him yelling at his video game, his female conquest for the night or just his stupid rapping that he was constantly yelling out. You wish you could compliment him and let him know his rapping wasn’t that bad, but it was horrible when you were trying to sleep at three in the morning so you could get up early the next day.  

You liked to wake up at five just as the sun was rising to go for a quick run before you had to go to work for the day. Your job was just helping out at a small salon, booking appointments, answering the phone and small things like that. 

You never intended to have a bad relationship with your neighbour, that was until the first night he had decided to do his workouts while music blasted throughout his house. It was two in the morning and you needed to sleep so you could be up for the opening shift at work in the morning. A pillow wrapped around your head to block out the noise did little to muffle anything. You got to the breaking point when it had been going on for another ten minutes.  

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You wanna just be friends

 kim seokjin

“just friends? yeah that’s fine with me, as long as you’re happy y/n.” ~ a little disappointed you didn’t want to get into a relationship so quickly with him as he had been really trying. you just didn’t think right now was the right time though and he understands and respects that. 

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◇ kristmas kookies | 5.5K  ◇ jungkook | reader  ◇ holiday au | smut ; fluff ; humour ; pwp iced in to your own house, stuck with a horny and irritating jungkook. and it was christmas eve. but all you could do to distract yourself was make cookies, but that’s not the only cookie you were going to put in your mouth tonight.  explicit content: graphic sexual description, lots of tension, oral *receiving and giving*, creampie, swearing, marking, teasing, degradation, dom/sub themes, over stimulation, food play, cum play note: so i’ve been wanting to write a christmas drabble so here you guys go, the first one that i’ll be writing. i do plan on trying to write a few more before the holidays are officially over and getting those christmas drabbles out. i love you all and i look forward to seeing how much you guys love my work. 

Almost everyone loved Christmas, it was the best holiday. Big Christmas feasts, lights, carols, cookies, etc. You lived for it, you loved decorating the tree so it glowed in the dim lit room and whipping up some bakes Christmas goods while feeling warm and snug in your home. Well your cabin that you chose to spend the night in with Jungkook since your family offered. You and Jungkook had been going through a hard time right now, he was always at work and you were trying to make something of yourself.  

Of course, like most guys who earn a lot, Jungkook claimed that you didn’t need to get a job or do anything than relax at home and be pretty which was okay but you wanted something productive to do. You exercised on a daily basis and cleaned up after Jungkook a lot. But other than that, there wasn’t a lot that you did, a little grocery shopping here and maybe coffee with a friend there. Sometimes you would go visit the boys in the studio and bring them lunch.  

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﹥why a hufflepuff? [two] ﹥slytherin yoongi x hufflepuff reader \ ft. bts ﹥hogwarts au \ fluff ; angst ﹥potions was not going to ace itself, you needed to put in the time and effort to get the best grades you could. you just wish you had more time to properly prepare yourself, but namjoon was too busy trying to study himself for his upcoming exams and you were left alone in the library waiting. of course, some different company wasn’t too bad.  ﹥masterlist

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A night just in the library by yourself, you really wish you had namjoon here to help you out with some of this stuff. You would go over each sentence at least four times to finally understand what is was trying to say or mean. It was hard to focus, even though it was dead quiet and you had all your focus on studying. your mind was in another place though and you just wanted to sit back and day dream but you knew you couldn’t just do that. You let out a tough sigh as you sat back, seeing every single text book you had opened to a different page you needed and all scattered across the table. 

“Library will be closing very soon.” You heard the librarian call, you nodded before leaning back down onto the desk and eyes scanning over the words. Hoping they would burn into your brain but it just didn’t work, you weren’t even sure what subject you were supposed to be looking at anymore. You had never felt so bored before, well that was until the chair across from you was being pulled out and a figure sat down. 

A familiar person. A Slytherin person. Yoongi. You were confused as to why the pale boy was sitting across from you but he looked more friendly than he did in his robes. A light beige jumper and his bleached hair made him look so soft and friendly. 

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﹥ little flower ﹥ prince seokjin x palace maid y/n  ﹥ royal au \ fluff ; angst ﹥ he’s changed. people change when they’ve been hurt. only it wasn’t you who hurt him. but that change was what he needed, apparently not a friend, or a lover. what was the point? you were a maid, but status still didn’t stop his lips from wandering.  ﹥ masterlist 

It was like a bomb dropped on you, like the past time you two had been seeing each other was all for nothing. Like you no longer meant anything to him, but why would you. A lower class slave who does his chores might have a chance with the prince? Not in this fairy tale, if you came for romance and cuteness and the sensual love affair between forbidden lovers, you came to the wrong place. But let’s venture back to the past couple of months before it all came crashing down at the palace. Prince Seokjin was still looking for a princess, it was a late night and he had managed to get his hands on some of his father’s liquor he had in his study.

Seokjin refused to touch anything in there once his parents had passed away years ago, not wanting anything to become a lost memory. All the other maids were worried about the young handsome man as he sat in his father’s leather chair in his study, drinking away his aggravation and frustration. At the same time they all feared him as many had gone in to bring him out only for him to yell and scream and shout. This had been the first time anyone had seen the Prince in such an outrage and no one even knew what it all was about.

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﹥why a hufflepuff? [one] ﹥slytherin yoongi x hufflepuff reader \ ft. bts ﹥hogwarts au \ fluff ; angst ﹥patience, shrewd, loyalty, ambition - traits that belong to two different houses constantly against each other. one filled with light and confidence, the other filled with darkness and cockiness. your first run in with the slytherin boy wasn’t what you expected to come back to.  ﹥masterlist

When you were first put in Hufflepuff you were a little upset, one of your friends was in Ravenclaw and you honestly wished you both were in the same house. But it wasn’t meant to be, you still made friends in Hufflepuff though. Hoseok and Seokjin made good company, of course both were very loud and troubling but you still loved them both a lot. 

Your potions class was always your favourite, you weren’t the best at it but that’s why Namjoon tutored you as much as he could. He was a Ravenclaw, the smart out. He didn’t care which house anyone was in, he was always happy to help others. In return you didn’t tell anyone about his late night trips into the woods. You never knew why he went in there but it was his personal business. 

 “Ugh! Joon, I don’t understand this and I don’t understand why I have to use this formula when I can use a simpler formula instead.” You groaned, rubbing at your temples as you stared down at your text book. Your quilt was dry at this point, you just wished you could have the ability to know everything. You wouldn’t have to worry about studying hard or wasting weekends trying to practice for exams. 

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bts reaction

you have nightmares all the time

 kim seokjin

“when was the last time you didn’t have a nightmare?” ; he’d want to help as much as he can, if you were thrashing around in your sleep he would wake you up. 

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﹥black magic [seven] ﹥warlock!jimin x witch!reader \ ft. shifter!jeon jungkook ﹥magic au \ fluff ; angst ﹥in order to bring you back, jimin has to find you and go into purgatory himself. the getting into purgatory part was easy for him but the getting out part was going to be a lot harder, especially if he was going to go up against the hooded elders.  ﹥masterlist

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At first he woke in a field, the grass greener than ever and blindfolds over his eyes. He sat up, removing the blindfold to reveal two long hedges, leading one way and looking like they almost never end. He knew this would be a challenge, he chose to walk forwards and keep going. But that soon felt like it was going on forever, so he began running. He ran as fast as he could but still got no where. Jimin came to a stop suddenly, panting heavily as he tried to see the trick. Maybe he wasn’t supposed to follow this path? Maybe the path, is through the hedge. Turning to his right he walked closer and closer, pushing his arm through first until he felt nothing on the other side. 

He moved through quickly, he had to be quick to find you if he was going to make it back in time. He was now in a dark place, dead trees everywhere and loud screeches coming from different parts and echoing in his ears. It was odd but he continued to look around, calling out your name as much as he could. As loud as he could. All went silent after yelling out your name at the top of his lunges, he listened and waited. And just when he gave up, he heard it. 

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﹥black magic [eight] ﹥warlock!jimin x witch!reader \ ft. shifter!jeon jungkook ﹥magic au \ fluff ; angst ﹥jimin tried every day to find a new way to get you back, but it was no use. five years later he finds himself wandering around in chicago again just enjoying life. But let’s just say he meets and old friend.  ﹥masterlist

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Even after they put you in that casket, even after you were in the ground. After everything, Jimin wanted to hang on to the fact that you may still have some hope of returning. He continued to find ways, practising different spells and finding white witches to help him contact you but word had spread and none of them could give him any help. 

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the charmer, the main distraction while the others get inside and complete the job. a complete flirt and won’t turn down an opportunity to sleep with someone when given to him. he’ll have you screaming jeon jungkook all night long if that is how long it takes to finish the mission. 

the hacker, the mastermind of the entire project and the one with the most field knowledge and experience. you could say that his jealousy over jungkook shows quite often as his love life has never been great. he runs all the best operations and can decode any password in under two minutes. 

the muscle, the one on the look out. the one who takes out those who are after them. he covers up any trace of them being at the scene and handles any bodies taken down. he’s the body guard of the team and never bats an eye any time he puts a bullet in someone’s chest. 

three men, two fbi agents and one 12 day operation that could either end with them behind bars or with them living on an island sipping from coconuts. so what will it be? 

coming soon to @guukkii​  teaser for ‘blacklisted’ 

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You dance to a sexy song when you think they’re not looking

 kim seokjin

“fuck, how can she move like that?” ; he can’t tear his eyes away from you and he will stay and watch until the end of the song as you continue to wash the dishes. probably won’t approach you until you finish so you don’t get shy and stop dancing. 

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

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So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…