Not actually a Lemon

*clacks teeth* • Gabe • Queer • can't spell • I am 21

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[depsidase]

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[rneliflua]

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

[rneliflua]

blorbofication to me is when you love a character in such a laser focus way that you somewhat detach them from the narrative from which they are inserted and treat them in a way roughly similar to how you'd treat an oc for which you still have no story and just like to put them in situations just for fun. which there's nothing wrong with btw, it's just that it can easily lead to people forgetting the character engine in a narrative and not just a barbie doll

[gracerockyyes]

Think fast, you magnificent dumb-dumb

[ropehare]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[itsybitsyjoltik]

we can’t keep letting him get away with this