my deepest bird sympathies

Teddy | 30 | they/them | I've had this god forsaken blog since I was 14

[jingyuanmain]

Saw this in the wild the other day and thought this license plate was bc this guy is an asshole who rolls coal (peep the "friends of coal" license plate as a double entendre) but Toyota doesn't make diesel engines so he's just making a fart joke 💀

[jingyuanmain]

Also turns out the tree in the backyard of the house ive owned for 5 years is a plum tree and I just never noticed any fruit on it until now

[okkotsuwu]

omg… like to charge reblog to cast etc etc

[jingyuanmain]

Today was supposed to be day 2 of house cleanup (yesterday was almost all outside chores) but it took me literally all day to get half of our bedroom cleaned and organized 💀 probably going to get drunk and do the rest tonight while my husband puts together our new ikea table for the office

[piracytheorist]

[jingyuanmain]

I read 75 chapters of WHA in two days

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[kaliune]

shiny shinx appreciation post ✧

[qiniing]

[asgrpww]

[sviteer]

The Blind Conductor

[novrium]

@mewnbuns

[jingyuanmain]

Pulled durin's weapon instead of Nicole's... don't have him or plan on pulling him 😤

[jingyuanmain]

Those of you not in the south east United States will never know the joy of a cookout tray

[jingyuanmain]

Starting an army.....

[mytearsrricochet]

happy pride month

[jingyuanmain]

I pulled blade but only bc he's supposed to be the best teammate for SP aventurine

[jingyuanmain]

Guysss my garden is doing so good! My tallest corn is already thigh high!!