Nani wo shite mo

[animalcrossingmemes]

[avadcniels]

[meangirlnurse]

What animals do you work with !

you’re supposed to call them “coworkers” i think

[mooonlily]

2020 has been terrible so far but we're still living at the same time as Keanu Reeves so we're fine.

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

business email glossary

[lubricates]

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[capacity]

Bye I went to Taco Bell and bought a bean burrito and the cashier was like eeeew why u eat this nasty shit

[seoulwave]

I haven’t seen this iconic line yet!

[starship-goldfish]

The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials 

[c-bassmeow]

that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy 

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[unexplained-events]

The Imagined Anatomy of a Centaur

Top Picture: The remains of the “Centaur of Volos” were fabricated in 1980 by artist and biology professor Bill Willers when he felt inspired to combine the bones of a human specimen from his university’s biology department with those of a Shetland pony. After tea-staining them both for an authentic, consistent look, the first-ever centaur skeleton was born. The bone sculpture was first displayed at the Madison Art Center before touring other colleges in the mid-1980s. Its now on display at the university’s John C. Hodges Library.

Bottom Picture: In 2008, Bill Willers commissioned a standing centaur made from a human skeleton and that of a zebra that he called the Centaur of Tymfi. Its arguable if human + zebra is still considered a “centaur” but the art piece is amazing none-the-less.The Centaur of Tymfi was unveiled at the Barnum Museum in Bridgeport

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[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[catchymemes]

[hydro-homies]

I think most of us know one or two of these

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Shout out to my super religious (ex) friend who kept saying her shotgun marriage was “undergoing a rough patch, but with God’s grace we’ll get through it” when what really happened was her husband panicked and ran off a couple months after the wedding - and well before the kid was born - never to be seen again.

IIRC the “rough patch but with God’s grace” updates lasted for something like TWO YEARS after he disappeared. She literally had no idea where he was. She finally divorced him in absentia. But ya know, “rough patch.”

[hunterinabrowncoat]

Some good friends of mine are recently married and they talk about this kind of stuff a lot. And I think they’re genuinely well suited to each other and their relationship seems pretty healthy. But the more I read of their blog posts, the more I’m convinced that what they’re talking about isn’t anything unique to marriage, it’s literally just… how relationships are.

Most of the things they talk about as being challenging, are just regular things that I got used to in my relationship months or years ago, because I live with my partner and we have sex. Like I remember reading a passage in a book where this guy was saying he’d never farted in front of his wife before and did the first time a week or so after he got married. And I was just like…. ??? You literally committed to spend the rest of your life with someone who you’re not even physically comfortable around enough to fart in front of?? Or another person talking about how you have this fairy-tale idea of what marriage is going to be, but it’s not glamorous like that, like there’s morning breath and you might butt heads a lot at first. And I’m just sitting there thinking… this just sounds like you’ve never had an adult relationship before.

But most Evangelical Christians don’t really have a typical romantic relationship until after they’ve got married. Like… you “date”, but that relationship isn’t sexual or really physical at all, you don’t share a living space, or really any other big commitments like finances.

In purity culture, Christian relationships are essentially a test period to decide whether or not you want a regular romantic relationship with this person, only you have to sign a legal document to say that this is for the rest of your life in order to access it at all. Which is…… not healthy.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[anxietyproblem]