Cutting the Bagel Towards My hand

25 year old sdsu student, majoring in linguistics. Into gaming, tv shows, movies etc

[childhoodruiner]

The Office (2005 - 2013)

[did-you-know]

When Dirty Jobs star Mike Rowe saw that Nordstrom was selling $425 jeans covered in fake ‘mud’, he got extremely annoyed.

So he took to social media, posted a rant on his Facebook page, and said “The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.”

Source Source 2 Source 3

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[krishnathekumar]

This satire was made 20 years ago.

[werebottom]

Old school Madtv was spot on

[mizreesecup]

Omg

[throwbackblr]

Cartoon Network Promo - Sheep in the Big Cafeteria

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[lovebritney]

Britney: For The Record (2008)

[stream]

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

[timeaway]

[tayolrswift]

[starkwillendurestone]

[stream]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[why-i-love-comics]

Injustice: Year Zero #8 (2020)

written by Tom Taylor art by Cian Tormey & Rain Beredo

[whiskeybeard]

[quitetheketch-moved]

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

[balverine]

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[allycattiny]

[rozegolden]

I’d honestly uninstall after that play

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]