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im sean and im lactose intolerant but in the asian way

[gasolineweirdo]

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[decapod-of-the-day]

Decapod of the day: Solenocera mutator

[betagrove]

He won't stop fighting...

even for me.

Exposr the matches.

Bet my boby as his prize.

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[malibuklaus]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

stylish little bakeries are like "everything is so much better with old cereal on top" and their hearts are in the right places but it isnt entirely correct

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[selfmaderibcageman]

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

[bish0ps]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 18 minutes

[snapjaw-scavenger]

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[holdoncallfailed]

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[midnightcowb0ys]

Philip Oliver Hale “Fright” 2000- oil on linen

[paxamericana]

phil hale goes so hard. i always loved his illustrations from the drawing of the three