a padded cell, probably

[jinxs-middle-finger]

about me ig

hi!! I'm Eli online or Elias if you gotta full-name me lmao

my pronouns are he/they (+ only a few people are allowed to call me she)! I choose not to label both my gender and sexuality:)

I am a swiftie, conehead, and busyhead, but some other artists I enjoy include bbno$, Fall Out Boy, Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter <3

my biggest fandoms (not including music) : Arcane, Stranger Things, Sam & Colby, Helluva Boss, Young Royals, Red White and Royal Blue, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Warrior cats (shut up), etc.

my fav ships!!: Wilbran, Steddie, PLATONIC Stobin, Caitvi, Stolitz, Wilmon, Firstprince, etc.

fav characters: call me a basic bitch but Steve Harrington is fucking life, Yelena Belova from the MCU (she's my wife trust) oh also I've adopted Tyler from Wednesday

i write fanfiction. yay. (I post over on ao3!! I'm Jinxs_Middle_Finger over there)

IF YOU ARE MAGA, A TRUMP SUPPORTER IN GENERAL, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, ABLIST, RACIST, A PEDO, A ZOO, ETC, GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE- this is a safe space, but not for you <3

[jinxs-middle-finger]

Okay I just finished watching Iron Lung...

that movie had me STRESSED.

At the end it fucked up my adrenaline and I was bouncing my leg like crazy and snapping my fingers like a madman to get some of the energy out.

Anyway Ava was cool, I like her character

[limeskink]

Contact established with the Iron Lung.

Is he deadass, question?

I couldn't leave my bf to himself in the sea of Bloodymary. Now I can draw them being gay.

[its-bread-bitch]

I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to explain discodoll to someone 6 months ago.

Wilford Warfstache x Ken is not something that would have existed without BloodyMary and the goslingverse, which are also insane and would have been impossible to describe to someone 6 months ago.

[spookyspeks]

A cross-ship isn't inherently a crackship btw. A crackship is an unserious and silly ship for the sake of being unserious and silly. BloodyMary is NOT a crackship. It exists because of the thematic parallels of both movies. It is purely a cross-ship

[jinxs-middle-finger]

I've gone through 6 ships this week alone 😭

started off with my usual, Wilbran, then Laurander (I made up the ship name, fandom so small we don't have one---that I've seen at least 🥀 it's Laurie and Evander from Hazelthorn), then Starrlight, then Bishova, then Bloodymary, and now I'm on some Spideypool shit... and Bloodymary is still here too

[jinxs-middle-finger]

I want to write Bloodymary fics so bad but I need to watch Iron Lung and read the PHM book because I refuse to be like some people and fuck up their characterizations (and characterization helps me come up with actual good fic ideas)

[rainboop]

don’t forget to go and stream Found Heaven by Conan Gray :D

[penny-for-your-thoughtsssss]

when she said “ily” but laurie said “god was stronger than me when he made adam and didn’t fall in love with him”

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[jinxs-middle-finger]

I read too much Young Royals fanfiction a few months ago and now when I'm reading Bloodymary fics my brain keeps reading Simon with the Swedish pronunciation

[avastarrwalker]

the thunderbolts stepping in the second anyone tries to badmouth bob:

[jinxs-middle-finger]

HELP I FINALLY GAVE IN AND WATCHED PROJECT HAIL MARY OHHHHMYGODSITSSOGOOD AND ALSO BLOODYMARY IS PEAK AND RYAN GOSLING WAS KINDA HOT IN THIS MOVIE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO WITH THIS INFORMATION I BARELY EVER LIKE GUYS WHAT

[avastarrwalker]

literally

[jinxs-middle-finger]

I love being a multishipper. Starrlight and Bishova are both peak asf 🥹

[jinxs-middle-finger]

Laurie and Hazelthorn/Evander have THE BEST toxic yaoi fanfiction potential I have ever seen, but not because they would treat each other badly, genuinely just because of their situation. Evander would lose control and hurt Laurie, and beat himself up about it, but Laurie would always forgive him and neither could leave because they love each other too much. It would cause more self-hatred for Evander, and Laurie would just take it. Laurie also already thinks he deserves it, and like look at half the things he says in the book.

Anyway give me 50+ chapters and a sequel I need this non-existent fanfic to be written NOW

[everythingismadeofclouds]

i cant think about Laurie im gonna cry. wdym his dad killed his mom and then himself. wdym he lost both his parents at once. wdym his grandpa got custody of him and was doing freaky surgeries on his wrist with 0 medical experience. wdym his wrist is permanently fucked up. wdym wdym wdym wdym