pale.

[jinzuu-blog]

Casual reminder to all my partners;

                                    I am not fast.

[93shj-blog]

The theory becomes more and more plausible as the woman continues and she finds herself immersed in all the possibilities, nodding along. “I know I’ve had ideas like that a few times too. Maybe there could’ve been a mix-up in the incubators… Luckily I have a lot in common with my parents so that always reassures me. Sometimes I think I might have other siblings who I’ve never met, since I’m an only child.” Allowing her imagination to wander, she gets carried away by her thoughts then leans in, grasping the nearly empty cup before her. Her lips curve into a grin and she rambles on avidly. “I remember this one play by Oscar Wilde where one character was found as a baby in a handbag. Could you imagine?”

[jinzuu-blog]

“You’re lucky that you’re quite close with your family. You see, my family is a jokester, they kept mentioning things like this just to work me up for no reason.” She crossed her arms, frowning back into the prior memory of her family teasing her. “I know that they didn’t mean it but I couldn’t help but think about it.” The female leaned back into the soft cushions of the sofa, lips parted out into a soft smile at her friend. “There are however, billions of people in this world. Humans probably already did everything possible. It’s just that we are so focused on our life, if we never went on a rollercoaster, we’d assumed that others never went as well, right?”

[syeoll-deactivated20151108]

YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY MASCULINE SIDE

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It’s hilarious when people get hurt. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own a car racing game. You played with hot wheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. You used to be obsessed with power rangers. You have watched sports on tv. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You used to collect hockey or baseball cards. Baggy sweats are cool to wear. It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You talk with food in your mouth. You sleep with your socks on at night. You have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY FEMININE SIDE

You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the colour pink. You go to your mom to talk. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like going to the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. You cried watching The Notebook. Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don’t like the movie Star Wars. You are/were in gymnastics. It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing high heel shoes. You used to play with dolls as little kid. You like putting make-up on others. You like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

I am shorter than 5’5”. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different colour. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I’ve had/have braces. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than two piercings. I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny-dipping. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a musical. I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. I’ve seen the northern lights. I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY / CRIME

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve snuck out. I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve ran a red light. I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested.

DEATH / SUICIDE

I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals. I’ve seen someone/something dying. Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

MISCELLANEOUS

I can sing well. Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. I open up to others easily. I watch the news. I don’t kill bugs. I sing in the shower. I am a morning person. I paid for a cell phone ring tone. I am a sports fanatic. I twirl my hair. I care about grammar. I have “?”’s in my screen name. I’ve copied more than 30 CDs in a day. I bake well. My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. I would wear pajamas to school. I like Martha Stewart. I know how to shoot a gun. I laugh at my own jokes. I eat fast food weekly. I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. I am ticklish. I love white chocolate. I bite my nails. I’m good at remembering faces. I’m good at remembering names. I’m good at remembering dates. I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[balifor]

[jinzuu-blog]

mnyoonqi​:

[text:Pretty Noona] That’s not true. Who told you that. [text:Pretty Noona] There was a vine of Jimin falling and that was the background music and I laughed for an hour. [text: Pretty Noona] People don’t know true comedy anymore. 

( text — yoongi ) I pulled that joke and everybody suddenly called me old. ( text — yoongi ) it's not my fault I still find it funny? ( text — yoongi ) everybody these days are waaaaaaaaaaay too serious.

[cittamemes]

[ Bold which of the two traits applies most to your muse! Note that these will not necessarily be opposites! ]

Ambitious // Vindictive

Self-critical // Selfless 

Idealistic // Relaxed 

Loyal // Innovative

Patient // Neat

Kind // Moody 

Fearful // Open

Frugal // Glamorous

Trusting // Confident 

Perfectionist // Patriotic

Methodical // Humorous 

Maternal/Paternal // Callous

[jinzuu-blog]

Sojin noona! ( ` clears his throat before continuing ) Hyeri said I couldn't meet you unless I gave her 100 tootsie rolls. I guess I had to make it happen myself. I am looking forward to your comeback.

She hide a small smile against the back of her fingers at the familiar male before her. Of course, she had seen him around the building numerous times, but they never had any chance to greet each other. “Well, now that you’ve met me, you should give me those hundreds of tootsie rolls instead, no?” She joked, arms pushing Yoongi’s shoulder in a teasing manner. “Thank you very much for your support, I like your newest songs as well!”

[qirlsday-archive]

hyeri with extensions tho

[balifor]

[jeongaeul]

Gaeul’s eyes narrowed some more when the stranger started to laugh. There was nothing about the situation they were in and for some reason, it infuriated her even more. “You don’t see a reason to apologize? I’ll give you one then! How about common sense? Politeness?” She huffed out, her brows furrowing in irritation at the woman’s words. It was rare for Gaeul to get annoyed at people but right now, that female was really starting to get on her nerves.

[jinzuu-blog]

“I just don’t see any major problem as to why I should apologise to an issue this small.” Sojin retorted, her arms crossed. “It was one gentle bump, but you acted like I killed someone. Is this even reasonable? If anything, You should be apologising for wasting my time.” She smiled at the other girl, anything but sincerely. 

[jinzuu-blog]

"The nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."

"Nothing to lose? May I know why do you think so?” She tucked her chin onto the back of her hands, watching the male attentively. “I mean, We will gradually lose everything until the point of our death. So why exactly is it nice? I would’ve thought that it’d turned out more of a painful memory..”

[dorobae-blog]

The best part of a joke was admittedly stepping back from the setting and observing the rooted spores of a joke unfold, toppling a series of events and reactions like a stack of dominos ahead. Dune wasn’t a person of solemnity –his nature made it an obligation to slip into a cloak of humor to dodge the cold sweat of being besieged by the unusual. There was something natural about the way the female skidded into a scenario of white lies; he took notice idly as his lips fixed themselves into a bleak line with the vigor of gulping his engrossed chuckles down the passage of his throat, maintaining his façade to play along with his initial stunt. “I guess it might be a bit too late to say but,” he lowered the timbre of his voice into a secretive mutter while edging closer, a smile elbowing its way across his cheeks to sit restfully across his mouth. “That was supposed to be the intro of a pick up line. But I messed it up for sure by forgetting the second line. Uh, Dune here, better tell my name at least before I run out of that memory too.”

[jinzuu-blog]

She wasn’t sure if the way her eyes would glance at the back of the stranger’s back would raised any suspicious from the (what she imagines to be) a man in a black suit with his face covered, probably with a suit case as well. Her face immediately turns forward at the voice beside her, but still couldn’t help the fact that her face couldn’t seem to stay still, her eyes sharply analysing the scene around them. She was so ready to just kick her shoes away and run for her life, but it would seemed too overboard as the male doesn’t seemed like he’s in debt or anything judging from his appearance alone. Nevertheless, Sojin couldn’t help but laughed at her seemingly crazy thoughts. Raising her head up at the stranger’s voice, she dipped her head back down, cheeks reddening at the unexpected statement, causing her lips to pursed together in embarrassment. “Yah!” She whacked his shoulder hard with her purse, “You could’ve.. warned me first. I was scared to death! You totally own me one— Dune, is it?”

[jinzuu-blog]

"May all your bacon burn."

( + ) howls moving castle sentence meme.

“May all my bacon burn, so I can stuff it inside that pretty little mouth of yours.” She scrunched her nose in distaste, stabbing the metallic fork gently onto her best friend’s forehead. “Be glad I even wake up this early to cook you breakfast! Just remember to leave the bacons alone.”

[jinzuu-blog]

"The nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."

( + ) howls moving castle sentence meme.

She calmly climbed up the ladder to the highest point of the slider despite the fact that Yixing would called her childish for still wanting to play at the age of 29. Her arms tangled tight to the pole, dangling her feet out to throw her shoes off in a distance that she knew that it might just hit the other men with it. “That’s because you pretty much lose everything in the process of becoming old, stupid.” She huffed, “Right now in my highest height of fame, I have to milk everything in order to be financially stable in the future. Who says idols has it easy.”

[jinzuu-blog]

"Don't be alarmed but I'm being followed. Act normal."

( + ) howls moving castle sentence meme.

There was a moment of a temporal silence upon the statement that the stranger has made. Despite her head nodding rapidly to his words, she couldn’t keep her emotions intact at all. “W-W-W-What did you say?” She stuttered out, hands clutching tight on her brand new purse. She could feel her survival instinct hitting her hard, as she softly cleared her throat and pulled her best poker face. “You said you would treat me for some ice cream, and you dare to forget your wallet?!” She then leaned in forward, whispering out in a hushed tone. “Let’s go somewhere crowded, you owned me one.”

[jinzuu-blog]

howl's moving castle sentence meme

"I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."

"A heart's a heavy burden."

"Sorry, I've had enough of running away."

"Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!"

"I can't live like this."

"I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful."

"The nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."

"There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late."

"I was looking everywhere for you."

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."

"You're being so obedient."

"She bullied me!"

"And you are... who?"

"I'm your new cleaning lady. I just started work today."

"I have this weird feeling you're going to leave."

"It's... you're scaring me."

"I don't care if you're a monster."

"May all your bacon burn."

"Don't be alarmed but I'm being followed. Act normal."

"Did you use your magic to make this?"

"It was a pleasure meeting you."

"I've never felt so peaceful before."

"I'm so tired."

"I feel so at home."

"She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn't, so then, as usual, I ran away."

[fyeahgsd]

[INFO] Yura and Sojin are shooting ‘Hello Counselor’ today!