david samford

listen to my sakuma fanmix! *plays matd's entire discography*

[coolfudou]

GOLDFISH

[jirousakumad]

POPTARTS

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AND OREOS

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HOT POCKETS

[coolfudou]

now lets go buy name-brand products like twinkies instead of buying creamies

[jirousakumad]

we can actually buy lucky charms now

[coolfudou]

why use yours when ive got kidous

he’ll never knwo

[jirousakumad]

true. i'm the one that manages his expenses anyways

[coolfudou]

k just letting you know im gonna be buying a ton of monster

[jirousakumad]

i figured. lemme get my debit card

[coolfudou]

we should go grocery shopping together then

[jirousakumad]

hm? alright, lemme get ready

[coolfudou]

yeah but nowhere near as gay as me

[jirousakumad]

true

on a completely unrelated note we need to go grocery shopping

[coolfudou]

good id be concerned if you knew anyone gayer than me

[jirousakumad]

idk the fact that im dating you makes me pretty gay

[coolfudou]

if i werent gay i think all of society would collapse upon itself

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true. you're the gayest person i know.

[coolfudou]

thats true

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it might be a problem if you werent 

[coolfudou]

youre gay

[jirousakumad]

you're gayer

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

19 dicks? maybe. 20 dicks is just too many dicks

[coolfudou]

dont ever joke about breaking up with me ever again especially for a scout character ok

[jirousakumad]

yeah, alright. it wasnt that funny anyways

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

20 dicks is too many

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

amazing ass!

[jirousakumad]

wow!

[coolfudou]

i……….i dont know anyone with 20 dicks

[jirousakumad]

neither do i.

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

jirousakumad said: ass

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

Ass ass!

[jirousakumad]

cool ass!