Wings In Knots

Shea. 27. INTJ. Aquarius. Slytherin. Massive Nerd. Pets: Hannibal (2 year old) - Siberian Forest Cat Main Fandoms: Sailor Moon, The X-Files, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Supernatural

[sixmonthsandgone]

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

[homokommari]

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I take issue when it comes to the ‘I would die for you’, ‘I would kill for you’ relationship dynamic. extreme, codependent, unstable.

Consider this: ‘I would help you conceal this body, bury it & then commit perjury on your behalf’. healthy, longterm, cooperative, mutual goals

[artmagine]

The amazing digital art of Varguy

[sashagreys-juul]

[biaesthetc]

just your average angsty bi

[alduinlovesyou]

What a weird horse

[definitely-notsofriendly-deacti]

You are REALLY damn brave doing this.

[feuer-bluete]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[screwthisnaming]

FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life

[please-dont-drop-the-mic]

The definition of optimistic pessimism

[christ-chan-official]

me

[dominik528]

Iconic.

[morrithal]

This is the future liberals want

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[mrgaretcarter]

steggy + lusting after each other

[chuuzus]

welcome to the age of female superheroes

[lesbiansassemble]

this video is my sexuality

[eilowyn1]

Okay that cut from Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman to Valkyrie–I have needed that my whole life.

[localstarboy]

Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

[allcapsmadbitch]

bitch what the fuck

[doujinshi]

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

[chazzfox]

Ohhh my god

[spoco]

[aaronexplainsitall]

I’m sobbing with laughter

[sealedbeastnue]

ive seen this a hundred times now and I love this video so much because its such a sensory experience, I can feel that pie directly affecting my gag reflex, I can smell the hideous sugar potato cheese glop like the texture of the color yellow

[twiggymcbones]

I think the least believable part of the Harry Potter novels is the idea that all these feathery quills and pet cats are getting along in perfect harmony. Let me tell you, J.K. Rowling, not a thing would get done at Hogwarts!

[fyeahdisneyatlantis]

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 

Origin: Atlantean 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

[afallenwolf]

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by  Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon. 

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

[tini-ballerini]

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

[kamari3]

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

[adulthoodisokay]

how everyone should speak to someone who isn’t fluent in their language