MINHO: ..and here i was talking about actual sweet potatoes, not my private potatoes. though, that does sound like something you'd do. MINHO: doctor: "let's take your blood pressure." you: proceeds to take off your pants. MINHO: that's true. although i have a feeling the body slam itself would knock you out, but i'm willing to commit to the experience. i can, however, hold your hand and tell everyone else to stay back. MINHO: "mating video"? babe, please don't go looking up penguins having sex. i've seen the photos, and trust me, it's definitely not something that makes me want to bend you over. MINHO: you kneed me in the balls!? how the hell is that stellar? all i'm saying is you're not nearly as innocent as you make yourself out to be. i've taken my fair share of slaps, kicks, and apparently microphones too.
HAN: i am aware that that's not how it works, thank you. do you think i just go around unzipping at random? like i'll strip down for anyone? HAN: "han of stray kids terrorizes local medical clinic, stay tuned for more details." HAN: okay, i can't really lie and say that i'm not into your strength and all that but if i have to pick between the two i'll take the hand holding? always, no contest, rendering me unconscious can be taken out of the equation for now. HAN: no links were clicked, zero videos on whatever questionable activities penguins get up to were watched, don't worry. or at least if they were i wouldn't tell you because i'm not trying to ruin my own chances here. HAN: i was kidding?! stellar = terrible in this case, pouring one out for your manhood as we speak. and i'd still like to argue that if i didn't mean to it doesn't count but i'll let you have this one anyway, hold on while i wave my flag in surrender.















