JAMES NORTON

20 years old, Kappa Alpha Order.

[hyfr-ty]

Seemed more like the Zeta’s to me. I think I saw Tatiana Pierce in there. Or at least her boobs. 

[jj-norton]

Oh yeah maybe. Tatiana's tits aren't hard to miss.

[hyfr-ty]

I don’t know if I’m dreaming but I swear I just saw a bunch of girls run across our front yard topless. 

[hyfr-ty]

[jj-norton]

Nah, I saw it too man. Probably the Alpha's.

[jwheelertbh-blog-blog]

That bad?

[jj-norton]

What do you think?

[titti-ana-blog]

oh that really sucks, for an excuse to get out of it just say you have aggressive diarrhea or your booty call is on her way

[jj-norton]

Nah, it was alright, I hadn't seen that kid for like 2 months anyway so it was good to see him. 

[urboydrake]

You could have chosen to leave……

[jj-norton]

Hey, I drove like an hour to see him, I wasn't going to leave. His girlfriend has big tits anyway, so she was good to look at.

[titti-ana-blog]

have you learnt your lesson now? 

[jj-norton]

Yeah, never go anywhere with a mate who has got a girlfriend, because he'll automatically bring her along.

[urboydrake]

Why would you choose to be a third wheel???

[jj-norton]

It wasn't a choice, the dickhead brought her along.

[titti-ana-blog]

yeah its not fun third wheeling 

[jj-norton]

Nope, not at all.

[jj-norton]

Fuck relationships. I was out today with a mate and his girlfriend. Never again. 

[harrys-whore]

I probably will.

[jj-norton]

What do you major in?

[harrys-whore]

School tomorrow sounds like a no from me.

[jj-norton]

I just want to ditch it.

[zara-lennox]

This is place is like real life Zoey 101

[jj-norton]

What's Zoey 101?

[zara-lennox]

That’s right! So if you find yourself going on some sort of grand theft auto rampage and ending up in court make sure you give me a call! haha psychology huh? So you could read what I’m thinking?

[jj-norton]

I'll keep that in mind. No, unfortunately I can't read what you're thinking. Psychologists study the human mind, and the factors which influence human behaviour. It's kind of complicated I guess. So you're studying to become a lawyer?

[zara-lennox]

You too James! Law and Justice, to serve and protect right? haha how about you?

[jj-norton]

Law and Justice hey? I study psychology. 

[zara-lennox]

I’m Zara, I just transferred from Stanford! Who are you?

[jj-norton]

James. It's nice to meet you. What do you study?

[zara-lennox]

wassup santa monica! 

[jj-norton]

Hey, who are you?

[courteneylopez]

Hey guess what Ryan, you’re paying for my $540 dress that you threw up on.

[jj-norton]

$540? Why would you spend that much on a dress?