where the fuk am i

are ya winning, jimbo?🦞 no children allowed, 18+ only

[garaktime]

bro...what we could have had..

[pyrriae]

[yansurnummu]

they should make games 8 gb again

[yansurnummu]

who the hell do u think u are

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[drtrinitysantos]

the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach

[everythingfox]

Tenderness

(via)

[oneheadtoanother]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sexhaver]

thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now

[emil]

[tedlyanderson]

[benditlikekorra]

[loveable-korrasami]

how is this so perfect 😂😂😂

[heavensickness]

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

[heavensickness]

this poem is literally my last straw

[heavensickness]

Transcription of the poem for easier reading:

my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

where are you going

[rhymneybelle]

[catwithaknife]

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

[bergoozter]

i keep reading the PHS3AT hashtag as ‘PHATASS’ lmao

[wearewatcher]

Our full Puppet History Season 3 AnswerTime is now up on our Tumblr!

[mordeshakes]

My cat’s body is so loose and saggy that he blended in perfectly with a sweater on the ground. When my mom was cleaning up, she thought he was part of the sweater and grabbed him. :(

[haru-desune]

You GRAB miette??? You grab miette like a sweater???

[verifiedcryptid]

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

[verifiedcryptid]

by talos this can’t be happening

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

Bucky, begging Sam to let him kill Dollar Store Cap after he did something sleazy again: PLEASE SAM

Sam: We can’t just- how would we even-

Zemo: You could just... shoot him in the legs. His shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.

Sam and Bucky: 👀

[fatehbaz]

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