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Seattle gay man. 36. Geeky. Constantly horny. Constantly open to new friends and experiences! Ask me anything. I'm not shy! ;)

[jjbond17]

Goodbye tumblr, find me on Twitter @CaptainHubris

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Does anyone want to see anything in particular before I have to leave here? I’m up for anything ;)

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Find me @CaptainHubris on Twitter

Until further notice, I am moving over to my old twitter account I haven’t used in forever. It’ll take some time before I’m back up to full on naked hijinx on there though. I need to filter out a few followers before I make things NSFW there.

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Well shit. Looks like I’m gonna have to revive my twitter or something. I’ll figure it out and get back to ya’ll.

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My hair is insane now, and my scar is prominent. I love it.

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Thrift store find of the day! Now I can start my AM radio conspiracy show!

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Just woke up from an afternoon nap to find it’s all Hill House and shit up in here!

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And since I’m in a selfie mood, here’s me and my cat, Possum, a few days ago.

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Also, recent fancy me! I miss my beard, but had to shave it off for Halloween. It’ll be back soon.

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I forgot to post my Halloween costume: Ash from The Evil Dead.

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I baked a thing. Baking is not a strength of mine, but I can cook like a mofo. This thing probably tastes awful.

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Me and my cat, Possum. She loves to be all up in my face always!

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Guess I’ve reached cub/bear territory

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Throwback Thursday! Me circa 2001-2002, so probably about 20 yrs old or so.

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goals

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