Goblin Boy

Hozier’s small trans brother • Jesse/JJ • 21 TERFs and SWERFs can get bent • he/him

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

[caatws]

[caatws]

here are a ton of asian american organizations you can donate to and support

asian and pacific islander american community members, report hate crimes and incidents here

[patina-millers-biceps]

Did the cast of The Princess Bride know they were creating the most iconic movie of all time when they were filming because damn

[patina-millers-biceps]

like! “Offer me money.” “Yes.” “Power, too. Promise me that.” “All that I have and more. Please.” “Offer me everything I ask for” “Anything you want” “I want my father back you son of a bitch.” Like JEEEESUUUUS

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[howtobeapersonwithfibro]

As chronically ill people, we spend a lot of time asking ourselves, “What am I doing wrong to feel this badly?” 

The answer is nothing. You are doing nothing wrong. You are doing the best you possibly can to make yourself feel better. You don’t deserve the guilt you so often assign yourself.

[wh1lly]

Imagine if people applied the “outdoor cat” logic to dogs too. We’d have a bunch of dogs running outside freely, collecting parasites and diseases, getting hit by cars, harassing/killing any smaller animals and breeding like crazy. And when you told someone that they probably shouldn’t let their dog outside without a leash because it’s not exactly safe, they’d just be like “oh well you know he’s happier that way and all that stuff is just a normal part of a dog’s life lol what can ya do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”.

[achoirofcritters]

Honest to God, this is what living in the rural South is like.

Our neighbors have a dog that literally roams the neighborhood. She has been hit by cars twice. She’s been infested with mange. She shits in every yard but her own. The difference is that… like, most people would agree these people are shitty, irresponsible pet owners for allowing their dog to do this. We have leash laws, etc., for dogs, and if it was anywhere but Kentucky where animal welfare laws are shit, law enforcement would probably come make them keep their dog confined to their own property. If she bites someone, they’d sure as fuck be liable. But everyone jumps up in defense if it’s a cat living the exact same life because “oh he’s got freedom, he’s happy, he’s not as ‘domesticated’ as a dog!”

[nonbinary-axolotl]

Can I then apply dog logic to cats? Because something I’ve noticed is that cats don’t get socialized… like at all. The whole “Asshole cat” stigma? It’s because said cat was never socialized and desensitized to things! 

When I got Holly, I socialized her the same way I would have socialized a puppy. She got to meet a bunch of new people, she got taught how harnesses and leashes work, and she got exposed to a TON of ‘uncomfortable’ situations. Car rides? Exposure. Going with me to Petshmo? Exposure. Being around a large group of people? EXPOSURE! 

Wanna know the result? I now have a cat that’s perfectly comfortable going on walks, going on car rides, and actually prefers her leash to being in a carrier! She loves people, and she’s friendly and not shy or defensive even if the person approaching her is a total stranger. She likes going places, even the vets office, because those aren’t terrifying experiences to her anymore because she got used to a lot of the stimuli as a 5 month old kitten (which is how old she was when I adopted her from the shelter). Every person who meets her remarks about how friendly and confident she is. That’s directly a result of how I socialized her as a kitten.

My other two cats weren’t socialized this way and they’re skittish around other people, don’t really like going anywhere other than “home,” and would rather die than be on a leash. They fight going into their carriers (Holly sleeps in hers like it’s a bed), and going to the vet is a terrifying experience for them (I only take them places that I absolutely HAVE to). 

Socialize your cats! It’s not as common as socializing dogs, but it’s really important to do, your cats will be way more confident and adaptable.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

[neurunique]

Rocking up to my server everyday like:

[impalementation]

My mother gave me that name!

[copperbadge]

I thought today about a villanelle I had an inspiration there and then I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel

It’s hard to keep the poems rigid shell On track inside my mind, so when I thought today about a villanelle

I thought about refrains re-rung like bells And how simple it might be to begin; I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel

The line below these two, I brag to tell Is simply coded as =A1 I thought today about a villanelle

And this stanza’s refrain, I needn’t spell It out; it equals A3 and is done! I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel

I planned to use this better, really sell The bit; but flew too closely to the sun. I thought today about a villanelle I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel

[Description: The above text is pictured in individual cells in column A of an Excel spreadsheet. The sheet’s title in the workbook is “Sheet Two Villanelle” and to prove the truth of how it was constructed, Cell A23 is selected; at the top of the image you can see that it does not actually contain any text, but just the Excel formula “=A1″. This is probably Art, somehow.] 

[copperbadge]

I have to say that I genuinely love how the reblogs on this are 45% poetry nerds, 45% Killing Eve fandom, and 10% Excel wonks. This is exactly the literature:fandom:programming ratio I desire in my life. 

[memewhore]

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

what baby elephant

[gifsboom]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[catgirl-bartender]

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

[accidental-muse]

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

[mudwerks]

and taunt you afterward

[shabbytigers]

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

[shabbytigers]

this is just so fucked up

[kikisqueaks]

Awww, roos can be cute too:

Unless they wanna beat your ass:

[boss-hoody]

Kangaroos are the jocks of the wallaby world

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

*adjusts microphone*

IT’S NOT OKAY TO DEADNAME YOUR KIDS WHEN YOU’RE MAD AT THEM

[catboy-catan-deactivated2022050]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos

[naamahdarling]

I realized looking at these that I absolutely still relate to her as a person, not a puppet, and that is magical.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

hot dumb boy who is religious

call that a hymnbo

[dingdongyouarewrong]

this post is making its rounds in catholic tumblr… idk what y’all are up to but glad you’re enjoying it. have fun reblogging idk pictures of joan of arc and rosaries

[thisbibliomaniac]

[unbotheredmuse]