Pairing: jj maybank x kook! reader
Summary: you join jj and john b on a boat ride. You realize you’re getting along better with the pogues than you ever expected. Getting high is a bonus.
Warnings: canon typical swearing, smoking weed, slow burn
A/N: been feeling down with my writing the last few days and had a hard time writing this but I tried hard to make it fun. I hope it makes you laugh, maybe. But please enjoy <3 that’s what makes it worth to me writing
Your hair whipped wildly around being you as you sped through the sea grasses and watery channels. You were sat at the back of the boat, John B at the steering wheel and JJ besides him. The captain and his first mate. They talked amongst themselves and shared the occasional laugh. You liked watching them interact, have that deep friendship you knew must be long lasting. It was entertaining and you were chuckling the whole time you were sat behind them, observing amusedly.
Eventually the pogue slowed down and came to a rest in the waters. JJ turned on his heel to face you and lifted the brim of his hat, “This is our usual fishing spot. Days off like this an’ we have nothing better to do right?” He nudged John B who nodded.
He grinned at you and walked over to you, “Now I’m sure you’re not interested in boring ol’ fishing but I have something that might interest you.”
You raised your brow at him to show he had your attention. He pulled a little roll of white from his pocket and a lighter from the other. He wiggled his brows and smirked, “This, my kooky friend, is the good shit right here. Ever smoked?”
“JJ-” John B scoffed from where he was situating his gear, “She’s a kook, she’s not gonna be smoking weed.”
You rolled your eyes and barked a laugh, leaning forward towards the boys, “Oh I think you underestimate our kind, Routledge. A lot worse than weed makes its way to our parties, y’know?”
You took the blunt and JJ lit it for you, sitting besides you with his own roll between his fingers. Your brought the end to your lips and inhaled.
You enjoyed the feeling of smoke tickling your lungs and held it there, the drug working its magic and calming you down. Everything moved a little slower, a little more fluid. Like you were the goop in a lava lamp. The thought make you snort and giggle out loud.
“Hm?” JJ glanced over at you from the corner of his eye. You turned your head to face the blondie, the image in your head causing a fit of laughter to bubble forth from your lip,
“What if you’re like, inside a lava lamp, right? And it’s all gooey and swooosh,” you gestured with your blunt-holding hand the wavy movement, “but instead of the lava stuff, it’s you inside the lava lamp and you’re floating around inside it and you’re all squishy. Like your body has no bones or something.”
JJ rolled his eyes in jest, “That is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Wouldn’t you drown first? It’s filled with water or something ain’t it?”
That only made you laugh harder and fall back, holding your stomach, taking another drag and blowing out smoke. “No you can breath, it’s fine.”
John B spoke up, “Why are we not questioning how you get in the lava lamp in the first place?”
“Oh my god! I didn’t even think about that!” You burst out, your stomach starting to hurt from how much you were laughing.
“Bro, you’re not going to catch anything.”
“Maybe the fish hate you. They can sense your rumbling stomach And desperation from a mile away.”
The pair of you smirked at John B. You had silently made a pact to tease John B. He was sat hunched over by the front of the pogue, fishing rod in hand. It had been an hour since you’d stopped to fish. An hour of poking at the boy, much to your enjoyment and his regret for taking you along. You sighed and slid off your seat onto the floor of the boat, making a wining sound. “Why did you guys take me doing something so boring huh!?”
“What the hell? This isn’t a frat dumbass.”
“We are way cooler than a frat.”
You laughed and looked up at JJ, who was still sat like a normal person. But you were finding the floor actually fairly comfortable. But maybe that was the weed talking. “There is no way in hell you’re cool.”
He grinned down at you and kicked your side, “We go on adventures, right John B?” The brunette only grunted in reply, very intently watching his fishing line as it bobbed the top of the water. “Like he said. We go on adventures and hang out in abandoned homes. That’s textbook cool.”
“Maybe in a movie from the fucking fifties.”
“Hey, nothing wrong with the fifties is there?”
“And when have you of all people seen a fifties movie, JJ?”
“...Okay maybe I haven’t but have you seen C.H.U.D?”
“Oh god no-” John B moaned, “Don’t let him get started!”
You closed your eyes and grinned, letting the pair squabble as you pushed more smoke out your lungs. Your finger tips tingled and your head was feeling heavy. You could the boat rocking gently, rising up and down as the tide came in and out. Your mind wandered away, leaving the boat behind. But JJ’s crystalline laugh brought you back to reality swiftly and you smiled to yourself.
Despite the jokes you were enjoying your day out with the boys. It was unlike any day you’d had before and you wished to do it again. You liked smoking with JJ, wrapped up in his banter. You liked the mediator John B tried and failed to be. You could feel the chemistry you three shared it was unlike what you had with the other kooks. You weren’t so free, so careless with them. Here it felt like you were someone else entirely. You were yourself and not the mask you wore. The mask you convinced yourself you were.
“I caught one!” John B called out, excitement evident in his voice. You sat up and watched as the boy reeled in his line, the fish brought forth from the waters and landing in the boat. You gaped at the size of the thing. It flopped and wiggled across the surface and JJ was quick to snatch it up by the tail and drop it in a plastic tub full of water. It splashed him and finally settled down.
“Looks like a king mackerel. Nice catch dude.”
John b wiped off his forehead and readjusted his hat, grinning proudly. “I told you guys I’d catch something good.”
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