Ace Lesbean

I am an INTJ and a Taurus pronouns: he/they, 25

[christine-ye]

Nice 👍🏻

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I just watched Kamen Rider Geats. It is so ugly I need 20 seasons of it and 1000 episodes. I absolutely love it.

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You think there are any gay pornos called the battle of the bulge? I was thinking of that battle in history and thought to myself, that's a great name for a gay porno.

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I am NOT watching this week. Call me back when Haley gets kicked out for calling someone a slur and they decide to give the hoh to Taylor.

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Jason for AFP

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I feel so bad because on one hand being voted out by everyone that bullied you is horrible, but at least he doesn't have to experience the isolation anymore. While on the other hand I wish Jason could have stayed to get revenge, but then he would still be isolated. Like evictions like his there is nothing good about it. Not matter what it just feels awful because his bullies would have won no matter what. They either win with him leaving or win with him staying because then they can target him more.

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Well this sucks

[dopeandlegit]

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I'm going to say something really controversial but I need to get it off my chest. I'm so sick of targ!reader fics. They're are so many houses in asoiaf and y'all keep chosing the same house to write about. I don't want to be Rhaenyra's younger sister. I don't want to be Baelor's daughter. Let me be a Beesbury or an Arryn or a Greyjoy. Something different I beg of y'all. Hell I'll be a peasant or a whore. Just something to change it up.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

AO3 Writer Affirmations:

I do not have to reinvent the wheel every time I write fanfiction

I do not have to make every chapter's word count above 1,000 in order for it to be good

It is okay if some things don't make sense

I can write whatever I want

I am writing this shit for free

If people don't like my stuff, they can block me. If they're being mean about it, I can block them.

The most important part of writing fanfiction is having fun

Writing fanfiction is supposed to be fun

I do not have to appeal to people

This shit is fun

I am doing this all for free, and anyone who objects can go eat wet sand and worms from the sidewalk

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Does Haley only own one shirt? I swear everyone time I see her she's wearing that red flannel.

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If a straight man called me (a trans masc lesbian) zesty bestie I swear heads would roll. Jason is much stronger than I am because I would have been kicked out of the house for slapping Kamu.

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Haley being the only one who didn't really get to talk in the diary room during the comp just shows how much production is trying to hide how evil she is.

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Kamu was force fed that line about looking good and feeling good. No way in hell did he enjoy wearing that tutu. He was probably saying slurs in his head the whole time he was wearing it.

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Ormund' Favorite Bath and Bodyworks Scent

Champagne Toast

Japanese Cherry Blossom

Pink Chiffon

A Thousand Wishes

Beautiful Day

White Citrus

Limoncello

Sweet Pea

Warm Vanilla Sugar

Into The Night

Winter Candy Apple

Peach Bellini

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