Would Egg listen to Me and Bobby McGee? (Janis Joplin's version)
yeah
no
when he is older he would but not when he is young

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Would Egg listen to Me and Bobby McGee? (Janis Joplin's version)
yeah
no
when he is older he would but not when he is young
“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”
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The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards
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Finally added a chapter to my Daeron x reader fic. Reader has no visual descriptions besides wearing a green dress.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81459101/chapters/228777476#workskin
AKOTSK CHARACTER'S AS DND PLAYERS FROM BEST TO WORST PLAYERS
Tanselle- Incredible DM. Her storytelling ability is unmatched. So engaging you forget your playing and you want to know what happens next. Does silly voices for each character and doesn't forget any of them. When playing she never breaks character.
Lyonel- best DM ever. Makes the game challenging but fun. Knows every character and works with other players to get satisfying story arcs. As a player... plays as a bard trying to fuck every enemy. EXCEPT the dragon. He will always try to kill the dragon as quickly as possible.
Egg- he's a little kid. All little kids are great at playing make believe, which is dnd without math. He would be so creative in his character’s story and would have fun ways of fighting monsters. Will grow to become a great DM. He plays as a paladin most of the time, but has been getting into being a wizard lately.
Rowan- Would fool around so much. Explores every single little nook and talks to every npc. The player that the DM loves because she stumps them by remembering every ability she has. Studies the guide like no one's business. Plays as a rogue.
Raymun- Started playing because of Rowan. Gets really into it, especially if the campaign has political undertones to it. Gives shockingly good speeches to rally the other players. Also plays as a bard but also as a cleric.
Dunk- He's a little confused but he's got the spirit. Needs help calculating his point totals. Keeps his characters simple as to remember their story. Will always try to save the day. Does NOT loot dead characters. Plays as a paladin every time. Wanted to play was a barbarian once, but started feeling self conscious about himself. His characters are very much just him.
Daeron- Could be great at DnD. Always asks everyone to start a group for it, but when the time comes around to start playing he flakes out. Is forever the absent player. If he does show up it is an hour into the game. CONSTANTLY rolls nat 1's. Believes his dice are cursed. Prefers less intense sessions. Likes one off games. Plays as a bard to spam viscious mockery. Once played as a sorcerer and was really good at it, but felt weird the whole time.
Baelor- Will not actively play DnD, he's too busy, but he does enjoy it when invited. He enjoys the strategy involved in the game and as great during battles. He studies the rule book and DM's either love it or hate it. Cannot for the life of him roleplay. He sucks at pretending to be a silly character. Plays as a ranger or fighter.
Aerion- DnD is for losers and he is not a loser. Aerion does what cool people do and larps as a dragonborn. He has a full costume and everything. Has been banned from some larping sites as being too violent against other players. Gets VERY into his character and story.
Valarr- Doesn't play. Does not want to look silly playing it. The mechanics confuse him mainly with spell slots. Doesn't understand why anyone would play it.
Maekar- does not play, will not play. Why pretend to fight when you can actually fight. Might be persuaded to go larping if convinced enough. (Had to go initially to make sure Aerion didn't hurt anyone, ended up really liking it. Won't admit that though.)
@satan-offical this shirt screams you. LoL
@satan-offical this is in your daily wardrobe
THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING TIMES I'VE BEEN TAGGED IN THIS POST
A Word From Fluently Aspec
➡️ Content warnings on fiction are a courtesy.
➡️ Not every medium of fiction and storytelling has or is expected to have content warnings or extensive tagging.
➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.
➡️ Until AO3 came along, fanfiction did not traditionally warn for content in any significant way.
➡️ An author is only obligated to warn for content to the degree mandated by the format they publish their fiction on.
➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.
➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is a valid tag that authors are allowed to use on AO3. It means there could be anything in there and you have accepted the risk. 'May contain peanuts!'
➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.
➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is not the same thing as 'no archive warnings apply'.
➡️ It is your responsibility to protect yourself and close a book, or hit the back button if you find something in fiction that you're reading that upsets you.
➡️ You are responsible for protecting yourself from fiction that causes you discomfort.
Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.
"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime
We need to find another word for undergarments in fanfics. I'm sick of reading the word panties. There are other types of underwear. I once saw a fic use the phrase thong panties. Like ??? just say thong. Use boy shorts or boxers or hipsters or bikini or hell even just underwear. I'm not saying to get rid of the word panties either, we just need more variety in descriptors is all.
By the way I'm calling myself out on this too because I'm guilty of writing the word panties in my fics too.
hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
some other hits:
Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)
Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)
To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)
Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [‘she takes command of the girls’ privates’]
Lily: penis (1919)
Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)
Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting one’s tongue into one’s partner’s mouth (1907)
Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)
Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)
Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge one’s homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual
Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)
Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.
Anyways feel free to add y'all's favs to this post. & if you use this for gay historical fanfic please share with the class
#OH THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HELPFUL#writing#resources#saving for later#maybe i should move my 1920s story from '25 to '27 because..... bro..........
note for writers: these are dated to the first time they were recorded, not necessarily to their first use. I imagine for many of these, they came about naturally through spoken language before they were written down anywhere. This is especially true of more underground slang because it's probably being recorded (in ways we still have) the least. So if you wanna use a term but it's a little off date-wise, give yourself some wiggle room.
also gonna take this moment to highlight two more i found recently:
Best boy: a sweetheart, a boyfriend, a husband. (1893) [w the obvious equivalent term 'best girl']
Honeydripper or honeydrips: a sexual partner (1917)
Like. Honeydripper?????? That's so horny I can't stop thinking about it. We need to bring THAT back
updates to miscellaneous page - added link to green's dictionary of slang
Other fanfic writers do you ever write something and start fanning yourself because you're swooning? Cause I'm writing one of my fics right now and I'm swooning for one character and he isn't even the love interest.
AKOTSK CHARACTER'S AS HADESTOWN CHARACTER (the nerdiest crossover I've made yet, I know)
Dunk as Eurydice. Reason being that Eurydice is smart when it comes to survival. She has seen how bad the world can get. She isn't allowed to be a dreamer because that is how the world works.
Daeron as Orpheus. Odd choice I know, but like he would be the one to turn around. He is not brave, he is a coward. Doubt would come in for him on the walk out of the underworld. Also, the Orpheus and Hades parallel was too good to pass up between him and Maekar.
Maekar as Hades. Listen to NYTW Hadestown Epic iii and tell me that isn't about Maekar. See how he labors beneath that load afraid to look up and afraid to let go. Where is the man with his hat in his hands who stands in the garden with nothing to lose.
Dyanna as Persephone. Dyanna lives everyone! She has been with Maekar for a long time. He loves her and she loves him. He doesn't let her go this time, instead tries to buy her love back. He can give her anything but all she wants is him.
Baelor as Hermes (I wanted to do Lyonel, but that doesn't fit with Daeron as Orpheus). Again Hermes fits Lyonel better, but Lyonel would not like Daeron. Baelor on the other hand would give advice to Daeron on how to get to the underworld and tell him that Eurydice left.
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From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!
The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)
The Sumatran Tiger
The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur
The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon
The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey
And the Mexican Spider Monkey!
Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!