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HIATUS

Dear lovely people,

I just wanna say that I'll be on a hiatus. Its been long since I've posted something and I'm sorry. I've been busy. Hope u guys understand.

Thank u.

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judge: how do you plead

jungkook: *looks at namjoon*

namjoon: *mouths* not guilty

jungkook: hot milky

judge:

namjoon: just lock him up

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namjoon: you're acting like a child!

jungkook: I AM NOT ACTING

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jungkook: I got two shots at the clinic today but they didn't give me a lollipop

yoongi: jungkook, you're 24...

jungkook: I know, but they should've at least given me a sticker!

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taehyung: *drunk* are we friends?

jimin: *equally drunk* best friends!

taehyung: would you give me your kidney?

jimin: I'd give you my left one

taehyung: I want the right one

jimin: well, that's just being unreasonable

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jimin : I wonder if any Lilliput exists

jungkook : look in the mirror and you'll see

jimin : alright meet me outside

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random kid, crying : I'm lost

namjoon : that's okay. life's meaningless. and death is just around th-

hoseok : okay that's enough

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yoongi : look at that son of a bitch

jin : for god's sake call it yeontan

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yoongi: why is your back all scratched up?

jungkook: * having a flashback to a raccoon chasing after namjoon told him to leave it alone *

jungkook: I'm having an affair

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jimin: hobi hyung bought ten mangoes, but didn't tell us, so Taehyung went and bought ten mangoes as well and now we're the people you see in those math problems

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jungkook: wait you like me?

jungkook: for my personality??

hoseok: I know I was surprised too

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[ jungkook and yoongi laying on the grass at 3am ]

jungkook: and his laugh is the cutest...

yoongi: and his eyes shine so bright...

jungkook: and his performances are show-stopping...

yoongi: and he just exudes talent, he perfects everything...

jungkook: and not to mention his amazing personality...

yoongi: I never met a person so loving and so kind...

yoongi and jungkook: *long sigh*

namjoon: *jokingly* yeah seokjin really is amazing

jungkook: seok- we're obviously talking about JIMIN?!

yoongi: seok- we're obviously talking about J-HOPE?!

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taehyung: *walks in slowly, carrying a watergun, a threatening look on his face*

namjoon: *sighs heavily* not again taehyung

taehyung: *tried in deep voice* my name is bond, james bond

namjoon: YOU ARE KIM TAEHYUNG

taehyung: *shot his watergun on his face*

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[ Yoongi left alone with a kid ]

kid:

yoongi:

yoongi: say 'fuck'