❝I feel like I'm king of all I survey.❞ @jlghrq - Tumblr Blog

y OURE ALIVE HOLY SHIT

/Yeah I’ve probably got some explaining to do.

yo pompa-dork, how about you chill with the whole creeping around mabel, you little weirdo

❝ First’a all, how dare you insult my wonderful, luscious hair. Second my Mabel and I are meant t’be. She may not realize it yet. But she’ll learn that I’m the one fer her. She’ll learn t’love me. I’ve got a whole eternity t’wait for her.❞

"Is it true?" [*waves aggressively at you* ]

❝’Course m’darlin’! I mean, I would’ve wrote to you more often, but the warden kept tellin’ me “Gideon, you’re violatin’ the restraining order she put on you.” But, I stayed true to my one, sweet, li’l marshmella!❞

#[WAVES]#bezazzlcd

nerd!!! gideon! Is a nerd!!

❝ Takes one t’know one, Don’t it?❞

#THE FIRST ASK ARE YOU KIDDI NG MEME

❝ Guess who’s back and more folksy-er than ever! How’s Gravity Falls doin’ t’night? ❞

#RISES FROM HELL #;Open

/Hey Y’all. Sorry about my dissaperance. I reset my computer so i kinda lost all my gideon icons. I’ll probably be on hiatus until I get them back. How ‘bout that new episode tho. you can always pm me for my skype

#;out of character

quotemadness

I have learned that a man who makes trouble for others is also making it for himself.

Chinua Achebe (via quotemadness)

#;Gideon Aesthetic #;I CAN BUY AND SELL QUEUE

*flicks marshmallows at Gideon's face*

❝Well if it ain’t someone just as sweet as these marshmellas!❞

#/gideon voice 'MABLE MAH SWEET'#music-is-like-hugs

and crack isnt roleplaying

/rly? because im taking a role as gideon and playing around. fite me

#/lol nerdo #Anonymous

just saying if you run a roleplay blog you should probably roleplay

/maybe u should roleplay instead of sending hate

#/i sAID FIGHT ME #Anonymous

maybe people would interact with you if you replied or did less crack roleplays

/oh no arguing with me over the internet. what are you going to do. caps lock me to death?

#/Fight me little man #Anonymous

hraustr:

‘how do i interact with you’

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me

#;Reference #;PSA #/srs guys getting asks brightens my little day

stanfordisms:

[✧]―

❝Well, Gideon, I thought you were psychic or whatever you used to scam people― seems & he sighed. like you can’t figure out the answer.❞

❝My name is STANFORD Pines. The man you know is my brother, & LET THAT SINK IN. Stanley Pines. ❞

❝B-brother? H-h-his name is Stanley? N-not....Stanford?❞ Gideon felt as if his entire world came to a tumbling fall.

❝Y-your name is....Stanford....b-but you’re not...Stanley? But he took your name, so he was Stanford?❞ ❝Two of ‘em! Ha...T-two Stan Pines....TWO OF THEM!❞ Cue Gideon laughing hysterically.

❝So tell me....S-Stanford...Why did Stanfor-ley, Stanley take your name?❞ Gideon started to twitch.

#stanfordisms #V:Main #/the reveal

wet-monsoon

i am SO ready for gideon & ford interactions. every time i think about that possibility i laugh really hard because that is comedy gold waiting to be discovered there.

i want to see gideon roll around in a puddle of his own tears

jlghrq

stanfordisms:

jlghrq

#/I HONESTLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO TAG THIS AS OMG #/He's going to think Prison did something to him

stanfordisms:

[✧]―

❝Who the hell is Sam― look, kid, I am Stanford Pines. I even have my birth certificate at home & his eyes narrowed, arms to prove it.❞ crossed as he held back laughter.