DISGUSTING— that was Dante’s first thought as soon as he realized this rain wasn’t just RAIN. He was confused, but mostly, he was intrigued. Being his typical self, of course, his FIRST plan of action was to fuck with anyone who might be freaking out around him. So, he went out into the thick of it and extended his arms out on either side of him in an embrace towards the strange weather.
“ I hear bathing in BLOOD is actually supposed to be super good for your skin. Haven’t ya heard that? ”
“And I’ve heard it makes your dick grow larger. You should try and scrub it with the blood, you clearly need the extra length.”











