Literally Artsy & Fartsy

This used to be an art blog, repurposed as an abyss to scream into. Also, I farted. Which has now progressed into ulcer colitis.

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Alright well I'm gonna need... Music, shows, movies, videogames... I am tempted by a pile of nat geos-- WHAT?! Y'all convinced me even talking to the robot is a dick move, I'm probably rattling the windows off a house in wisconsin badgering a robot with inane questions... *Urp.* That cheese burger ain't sitting well... Anyway, I can't bother it anymore so I'm etching stuff here.

Am I gonna want shows from before 87-- star trek. I watch all them star tracks.

Since it's juvenile delinquent behavior to interact with it, no more using it to let me know what was released when. So's I'm making a data base.

Awe gumballs! I just have the uk charts. I forgot about japan and south east asia. They have their own sound. I'll put a dial on there, make shit solarpunk and cyber punk and shit.

Gumballs again! There's gonna be, like 600 albums at least! And they have an exception for x > x+1 so like that the media that came after doesn't get jumbled in. All the lists are nested in a list. Or dictionairy of some kind. Awe this going to take weeks!

Aw whatevs, I don't need a play by play. The fuckin'-- yeah. Ok.

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Oh fuck-- and anime. Gotta put-- different category of show. Hong kong martial arts films gorta make it in too. Sneaks them into the movies of the same year. Oh I'm gonna put tons of network shiws on there. Copaganda, anyone?

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Heh heh... I'm gonna make it sarcastically flatter the user.

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Aw-- now I gotta learn things?! Goddamn it, robot! Why do you have to destroy the planet and rip off artists?! This could have been so much easier!

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D'aaaah I finished music. Now onto movies.

What the fuck was happening in the 90s?! Look at 96:

Fuckin'-- that's not even the craziest ones! Kindergarden Cop? Sister Act? Fuckin' WAYNE'S WORLD?!

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I'm still doing it! I am, I'm up to 94, or 95, it was a couple hours ago and the car was bumpy.

But like, fuckin'... The um... You really don't realize the artists that were big if you weren't paying attention. I mean there's Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson, and Metallica, Nircana-- they-- they all check out.

I did not expect Garth Brooks to have a fuckin' chokehold on the music scene for as long as he did.

Also, people love compilation CDs. It's a full on list of greatest hits this and greatest hits that.

Only 30 more years to go.

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OH! I also thought of adding a mood tracker so's... Now I gotta figure out how to plug in an excel spreadsheet into this mess. What is the libre office one? Yeah.

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I'm still doing it! I am, I'm up to 94, or 95, it was a couple hours ago and the car was bumpy.

But like, fuckin'... The um... You really don't realize the artists that were big if you weren't paying attention. I mean there's Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson, and Metallica, Nircana-- they-- they all check out.

I did not expect Garth Brooks to have a fuckin' chokehold on the music scene for as long as he did.

Also, people love compilation CDs. It's a full on list of greatest hits this and greatest hits that.

Only 30 more years to go.

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Alright well I'm gonna need... Music, shows, movies, videogames... I am tempted by a pile of nat geos-- WHAT?! Y'all convinced me even talking to the robot is a dick move, I'm probably rattling the windows off a house in wisconsin badgering a robot with inane questions... *Urp.* That cheese burger ain't sitting well... Anyway, I can't bother it anymore so I'm etching stuff here.

Am I gonna want shows from before 87-- star trek. I watch all them star tracks.

Since it's juvenile delinquent behavior to interact with it, no more using it to let me know what was released when. So's I'm making a data base.

Awe gumballs! I just have the uk charts. I forgot about japan and south east asia. They have their own sound. I'll put a dial on there, make shit solarpunk and cyber punk and shit.

Gumballs again! There's gonna be, like 600 albums at least! And they have an exception for x > x+1 so like that the media that came after doesn't get jumbled in. All the lists are nested in a list. Or dictionairy of some kind. Awe this going to take weeks!

Aw whatevs, I don't need a play by play. The fuckin'-- yeah. Ok.

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Let's say AI was morally justifiable. It's not, but let's say it was. Why in the hell would you not put 'help me learn' at the top of the list? You know, learn to draw, learn to make music, learn to write. So that people could use it to improve their lives.

Isn't that the whole goal? It's supposed to ASSIST you.

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One hour challenge vector trace, based on the original by @reds-references

If I had 15 more minutes I would have added shading to the hair.

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"m'ler~ all the gen Zs kids dress the same, and they all have the same hair cut, blooptiblah..."

They have NOWHERE to go. Nowhere. Except the same internet that rage baits all of us. It finds the worst thing it can show that keeps you glued on there.

And y2k starvation for girls is back?! STOP BRINGING BACK ALL THE SHITTY PARTS OF WHAT I'M NOSTALGIC FOR.

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"oh, m'ler~, sword owners are dweebs, it's so stupid. Oh, did you study THE BLADE?!"

Well guess what, my sword came in the mail. And you know what else?

IT'S

FUCKING

AWESOME!!!

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We're dangerously close to a class war. So it'll be all of us against, like, 9 other dudes.

The disparity in classes is so wide, Kevin O'Leary is technically on our side.

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I'm getting too old to be on the internet, both because I need to cede the space to the younger generation that have nowhere else to go, and because I keep clicking on articles that are either clickbait or an ad.

Like a third of the internet traffic is just robots. How much of it is just ads?

[reds-references]

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Why do they call it onlyfans? Doesn't anybody else check? What if I'm just horny?

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I just bought a sword.

A taichi, cheapo collapsible sword.

BUT STILL.

Midlife crisis, activate!

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There's people out there who aren't terminally online, right? What do they do all day?

Also did you know there's SO much e-waste now you can buy a pristine 10 year old laptop for 25 bucks? The future is WILD.