Guy Montague

[itwasntrainingyet]

[trnstlanticism]

[alexander]

trying to exceed the 5000 word requirement like

[214-thotline-bling]

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

The Little Hours (2017) dir. Jeff Baena

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[teathattast]

true talent

[laughconfetti]

[bob-belcher]

[yelirsti-deactivated20220719]

BYE WERE ALL DEAD

[jasonptodd]

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

[muffinpines]

I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake. “

[latins-deactivated20200912]

[toastbutteregg]

some things never change

[geehorff-blog]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[ruinedchildhood]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

omg…this was the first tweet i saw when i logged on i cant breathe sksksksk

[monteswisha]

Ben and Jerry’s really did that? Madd luv✌

[paninimami]

This is real?!

[mjwrites666]

People forget that Ben and Jerry are real guys that were always invested in civil rights, sexuality equality, and all other injustices. I’m not surprised by this ad. They be awesome.

[wildwildwes-deactivated20250817]

^^ yeah they’re awesome. research these guys

[cocaineteas]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[clownships-deactivated20230325]

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped