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imperfectlibrarian

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

imperfectlibrarian

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

askfordoodles

appreciating the added context

amethystsoda

sairayesha

Im watching wicked and they talking about there was famine in oz and they needed someone to blame so they blamed the talking animals… my thing is why would wouldn’t y’all just eat them niggas? Me personally I would had that goat professor curried the second we ran out of food

thestarlightforge

*Madame Morrible’s ideal student has entered the chat* 💀

theunfairfolk

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

chassdraws

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

voidfire-studios

"Why are you crying?"

Me, inconsolable: Th-they're-*sob* they're normal fish

"What?"

They're normal fish in the picture. They were his fairy godparents. They were *hic* like his parents- and-and *sniff* they loved him so much *sob* and he loves them so much and-and- *sniff* he's never going to remember them *hic* because now he's all grown and they're normal fish in the picture

They're normal fish!

unicarcass-archive

op i felt compelled to add your tags to the main post. you get it

Im watching wicked and they talking about there was famine in oz and they needed someone to blame so they blamed the talking animals… my thing is why would wouldn’t y’all just eat them niggas? Me personally I would had that goat professor curried the second we ran out of food

#wicked #professor Dillamond #glinda #galinda #elphaba thropp #galinda upland #glinda upland #gelphie #prince fiyero

mikkimai

I'm too far gone ✧˖°⊹ ࣪ ˖

slothliart

Elphaba’s locked in

therosielord

It’s so funny to imagine Wicked from the perspective of one of the normal students at Shiz. There’s this girl and she’s weird and an overachieving nerd and no one likes her, but then the popular girl becomes best friends with her overnight so you guess she’s chill now. They might be sleeping together but no one’s really sure. They’re also low key dating the same guy but you’re not clear on if it’s a polycule situation or a love triangle. Whatever. You’re just trying to study for finals. Your history teacher gets arrested and no explains why. You just hope this won’t effect your grade in the class. The weird nerdy girl gets a letter from the president inviting her to come see him. Wow, that’s exciting. She and her maybe-girlfriend go off to the capitol and you go back to homework and dorm room parties. One day later one of your professors is on the national radio saying that the weird nerdy girl, who used to be her favorite student, is now a terrorist, has stolen the nuclear codes, and is on the run from the government. You are still expected to show up to class tomorrow.

crow-in-springtime

The Munchkin asked “is it true she was your friend?” but Glinda heard “tell us about your lesbian situationship and it’s consequences” and just went with it