My Dream Diary

A diary of the random stuff I do:

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I have been intercepted

-26/1/23

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Boys don't ✨️exist✨️

-23/1/23

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I wish I was married

-19/1/23

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““I landed on the dog bowl” is the 2023 version of “My dog stepped on a bee”” - Submitted by Anonymous

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"I swear I didn't do it."

-10/1/23

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Funerals are sad

-6/1/23

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Prince Andrew: Pizza delivery man

Prince Harry: Prince dog bowl

Once a liar always a liar.

I love the royals but don't lie and think people will be silly enough to believe the rubbish you say

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I wish I was a princess 👸

-3/1/2023

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🔁Reset🔁

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Chelsea ⚽️

3/1/2023

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Maitlis: Why would you remember that so specifically? Why would you remember a Pizza Express birthday and being at home?

Andrew: Because going to Pizza Express in Woking is an unusual thing for me to do, a very unusual thing for me to do. I’ve never been … I’ve only been to Woking a couple of times and I remember it weirdly distinctly.

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But you were staying at the house …

Andrew: Yes.

Maitlis: … of a convicted sex offender.

Andrew: It was a convenient place to stay

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I'm sad

-26/12/22

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I might marry an old man for his money.

-19/12/22