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#c: marley

TEXT ✉ HUDROSE

Marley: I'm not but thank you.

Marley: I'm just kind of sick of them constantly bringing up my ED because they have nothing else.

Marley: I've found ignoring them is much more effective than replying to their nasty comments.

Finn: Yeah. You are. And you're welcome.

Finn: I know it sucks that people keep bringing up crap that they shouldn't have. Especially Santana but she looks for the weak spot and just keeps kicking it.

Finn: Trust me I know what you mean and you're not the only one she's goin' after. I don't know what her problem is but just ignore her. Let it go and she'll get bored.

#t: marley

TEXT ✉ HUDROSE

Finn: Ignore her, Marls.

Finn: She's on a rampage and just trying to lash out at everyone.

Finn: Don't let anything she's got to say get to you, because you're still completely awesome.

#t: marley #singmarley

Text || Finntana

Santana: Y'know, when you thought pretending to date would take the rumors off our hands.

Santana: I mean, I know you said you'd ask a Crawford girl, but watching you try and flirt with them has been kind of like trying to watch a fish walk.

Santana: What are you going to do to stop me? You're like a beached whale in more than one way, Finn, you just lie there and make a lot of noise, you don't do anything.

Finn: Just stop. Alright. I get it Santana you're a bitch. You like to fuck with people for fun but you don't understand what that kind of bullshit rumor will do to me.

Finn: It was bad enough before but if you said some thing like that I'll have a whole football team on my ass. It was bad enough before but if you spread that kind of lie around I'll be DEAD

#t: santana

Text || Finntana

Santana: So, I thought really hard about your offer, and my answer is this;

Santana: If you so much as come near me at school all the Cheerios will hear about how you said Puck's name when we had sex, and made me promise not to tell.

Santana: and you know how quickly they can spread news.

Finn: Offer? What offer?

Finn: Dude... what the fuck, San?! What the Hell is your problem? Is this about all the crap a couple weeks ago? I told you I was sorry. It wasn't cool.

Finn: You can't go around saying shit like that about me! It's a fucking lie. People finally stopped with all the crap with me being gay.

#t: santana

Of course he does! He can’t be a sir without one!

I'm going to add Sir to my name so I can be classy like that. Sir Finntastic. Kinda makes me sound like a knight. An awesome Sir Wilmingham-gator taming not slaying knight.

Sir Wilmingham. That’s my final offer.

Whoa, you went fancy adding a sir. Does he come with one of those glasses for one eye like the peanut guy? 'Cause then you totally win.

I see your Chester and raise you an Albert.

I'll give you an Albert and throw in a Ruckus.

#he's talking about the gator

I called him Chester. I don't know why, but he looked like a Chester.

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#finnnnnnn water you doin'?!#finnface

….hiiiiiiii.

Hi... isn't it too cold for that?

Whoa....

Why are Saturday rehearsals a thing?

Meh, I’ve been through three years of this already Finntastic. I’m already used to it, y’know? No biggie.

For now! Until one day you're head just explodes for not reason. Think of your poor pretty head. Don't keep putting it through all that torture.

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snarkywarblersebastian

Shouldn’t you be out trying to destroy Tokyo or something?

Please. Like you’d know what it means to have a life. Let me give you hint, putting on that giant bunny costume, and participating in homo furry orgies doesn’t count as having a life.

Dude. Shut the Hell up.

I don't even know what that means, but I don't like it. I'm not gay. Do you have to be such an asshole?

#c: sebastian

Why are Saturday rehearsals a thing?

I know, right? It’s so majorly annoying sometimes, but that’s what it takes to be the best. That’s a direct Jesse St. James quote. I wonder if I’ll have to pay him royalties for that…

Jesse needs to relax. You guys are gonna end up burnt out or something. You're totally a super hero, but I don't think he should be pushing you like a robot.

Why are Saturday rehearsals a thing?

Whatevs, now that it’s done I can just cuddle with my pups under the covers for the rest of the day or until I come up with something super-awesome to do.

You guys rehears on Saturdays?! That should be illegal. Like Wednesdays.