#singmarley

[toria-knight]

Text | Marley/Tori

Tori: Marley, I know what is going on and I am not judging you at all, but you can't hurt Jake like this.

[snarkywarblersebastian]

a-blooming-rose replied to your post: don’t hippies take drugs a lot and have sex all the time so do you and blaine do that now

You get some stranger Anons.

At least it wasn't some weird crap about a were-bear like the Roadkill Deer from VA got.

[sing-confessions]

I do not know how many times I need to say it but Jake is not his brother and he isn't cheating on me, especially with Summer of all people. Why don't you want people to be happy together? Is it because you're so lonely and miserable that you need to bring people down into your misery with you? Just stop slandering my relationship, myself, my boyfriend and my friends.

I thought you just posted something about not caring what someone else had to say about your relationship. How about you try sticking to that and stop cluttering up my inbox with your annoying input. Now, be like a good dog and shoo.

[sing-confessions]

Jake is totally cheating on Marley. We just need to figure out who the girl is. I'm thinking a Crawford chick.

It seems like Crawford girls are always the other women in these situations. If you mean Summer, there might be a slight possibility. She's been known for having a thing for the oldest Puckerman, what's to stop her for going for the youngest. She has been spotted taking him out to basketball games, only a matter of time before she falls on him - vagina first.

[sing-confessions]

I'm not trying to convince anyone with that speech. I'm merely stating facts.

I think this is the part where you go find the closest bathroom stall or just shut up, because you're stating myths - not facts.

[sing-confessions]

Please this supposed Jarley cuteness will end once Jake realizes that Marley has her legs firmly clasped together and won't be opening them for business anytime soon.

Finally, someone who knows their Puckerman facts. Little does she know, the way to a Puckerman’s heart is between your legs. She should just ask her 'Big Sister' Berry.

[sing-confessions]

I'm getting over you constantly undermining mine and Jake's relationship. It is none of your business and I do not know how many times we all need to say it, Jake isn't his brother and I'm not taming anyone, Jake chose me and it's as simple as that. Now, leave all of us alone.

Wait. Do you hear that? That's the sound of your massive denial multiplying by the second. Or is it the sound of me not really caring about getting over what I have to say.

Now, here's a question. Who are you trying to convince with that little speech about Baby Puckerman picking you?

[sing-confessions]

Who would you like to see get together?

I think the question is, Who would I like to see breaking up? 

Baby Puckerman and Marley - these two just make me want to punch babies

Sebastian and Blaine - it’s going to happen, so I’ll be waiting with a bowl of popcorn

Puckerman and Rachel - Puck is going to fall on someones vagina and I’ll have my bowl of popcorn ready for this one as well.

Jeff and Nick - we here at the Gossip HQ don’t like seeing happy endings.