pee your pants

18+ blog, any pronouns, icon from cherryfullart on picrew, cringe enjoyer, there's going to be a lot of 'gross' stuff on here but it should all be tagged. 

[joculatrickery]

hello! i’m joculatrickery, and i will be posting about whatever silly fantasies and experiences cross my mind.

this blog is 18+, so please block it if you’re a minor and it comes up in your recommendations for some horrid reason. i can assure you you don’t want to be exposed to this. 

also, i’m sure a lot of you who have some of the same interests i do but don’t want to see certain others have most of the tags related to those blocked already, but if not, i will try to tag everything i post about consistently. it should be pretty easy to figure out my tags. 

feel free to send me asks with scenarios you’d like me or the readers to see, questions, experiences you’ve had, or any other thing you want to let me know.

i like talking to other people who share these interests, too, so feel free to message me! i promise i’m not that intimidating in normal conversation.  

[joculatrickery]

unnnnnffff the pushing and accident stories you wrote are SO HOT. i love love love the idea of someone trying to push always and teasing themselves until they finally hit the edge and then think “wait, i’m actually going to poop now” and they can’t stop it.

or people teasing themselves and thinking it’s fine, and then checking their undies and they have massive skids and were pooping a little bit the entire time.

there’s too many scenarios and public accidents/ desperation / seeing what you can get away with is just the best.

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thinking of diarrhea in formalwear. accidents when they can’t unbutton their pants and pull down their suspenders. ruining beautiful designer dresses because the line for the restroom was full of others unwilling to give up their spot. big, loud, relieving sessions on the toilet with a massive tight gut straining against buttons. muddy dumps as all the rich food rebels against sensitive systems.

[joculatrickery]

messing accidents where the person doesn’t even know how to react will never not be fun to me. holding their hand on back of their pants in a way that’s never as subtle as they hope and always a giveaway that they either had an accident or think they may have, quietly saying i think i just pooped my pants out of shock, getting wide-eyed or turning bright red with embarrassment...anything that draws more eyes their direction.

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someone who’s experimented with the idea of pants pooping in private before only to find, to their annoyance, that they can’t make themself really go in their pants realizing at least they can pretend they are at any time. they push like they’re going at some point pretty much every time they’re out, enjoying the rush of acting like they’re messing their pants without the consequences. one day, though, they push while squatting down to reach something on a low shelf and something solid comes out before they can decide against it. they’ve never done this before, even at home, and don’t have a clue how to hide it (or hide the fact that it feels good to them), worse, they still have to go and are now torn between wanting to find an excuse to get out of there and get cleaned up and having an urge to squat down again and let everything else out into their pants. they know that if whatever’s in there already isn’t visible, the rest of their load will be, but they’re so overwhelmed with finally being able to mess themself that they aren’t sure they even care.

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really love the idea of wetting those color changing swimsuits...apparently they’re activated by heat rather than liquid, so if someone has a little accident or leaks after getting in the pool because the swimsuit is so wet and cold on their body, everyone could see it. it’d be especially fun if they knew this and refused to pee in the pool only to leak when they get out and the outside breeze hit them, leaving a bright and obvious stain around their crotch.

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the having-coffee-for-the-first-time desperation that, unless you’re someone who’s prone to upset stomachs or doesn’t listen to their body, may be the first real desperation you have that’s more of a strong need to go than the feeling you’d get from illness. it’s just different enough from the obvious sick feeling, in fact, that someone who’s had coffee for the first time may unwisely believe they can hold it because they can normally hold their poop pretty easily when healthy. maybe they’re at school or work and would get too embarrassed about going there. maybe they’re just out on a walk or somewhere where they don’t really have a nearby toilet. either way, the shift from ‘i can hold this, i’m an adult’ to ‘i wasn’t expecting this to be this bad and i have to go right now’ is always interesting, especially if they don’t make it and end up with a huge mess in their pants and no idea how they even let that happen. 

[joculatrickery]

having a lot of diarrhea thoughts right now because i’ve been stopped up myself and keep worrying that the laxatives i’m taking are just taking longer to work than i expected and might cause a disaster once they kick in, but at the same time, it would be so nice to let out what i think is a going to be another fart right now only to noisily let everything out into my shorts, praying it all stays in them as i hurry to the bathroom to get cleaned up before anyone sees..

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imagining someone wearing diapers but still holding it and potty dancing whenever they have to pee until someone notices. whenever they’re finally asked if they need to go to the bathroom (bonus points if whoever’s asking doesn’t know yet), they nod, squat down, and pee audibly into their diaper.  

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holding and having an ‘accident’ in dark pants is an incredibly embarrassing scenario most of the time because it seems like you’d be able to get away with it as long as you stop before you pee on the floor but in reality you’ll end up with a shiny wet spot all down the front of your pants and the obvious smell of pee that everyone pretends not to notice. of course, that’s only if you can keep anyone from seeing your little accident long enough for the spot to dry a bit.