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Just saw an Instagram reel about ouat where the guy explained the plot as “This show is about two women with very different moral compasses working together because they care about the same child. And then the B plot is this woman (shows picture of Belle) being absolutely cock struck by pure evil”

And, y’know, yeah. That B plot kept me watching for 7 straight seasons. It’s the focal point for me personally!

thebeigelunatics

river telling standish where to find lamb and then standish squeezing his arm after he got told off by lamb and shoulder checked by shirley… he’s such a mummy’s boy fr fr

hacash

River Cartwright’s awfully pretty but Apple’s gonna have to work harder to get me shipping him with anyone; I’m too busy losing my mind over Obnoxious Bastard Pensioner and Codependent Alcoholic Pensioner, which is not the dynamic I’m certain the writers wanted me to fixate on.

thebeigelunatics

SLOW HORSES (2022 — ) 🐴✨

"Maybe not love but the closest thing a spook can come to it."

waterandsilver

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

waterandsilver

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

in-the-drowning-deep

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

netherworldpost

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

the-haiku-bot

printers do not want

to be printers because they

want to be problems

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

godzilla-reads

If you notice that a lot of my pictures have my pets in it, it is simply because they will not leave me alone and I’m taking advantage of their cuteness.

fanchonmoreau

Slow Horses viewing experience is yelling “you go girl I am obsessed with you” at Catherine Standish and then immediately yelling “you are so FUCKING STUPID” at River Cartwright over and over until the episode is over.

ormundshightower

Wicked (2024) // Wicked: For Good (2025)

bumblingest-bee

oh so when other people say "eat the rich" it's a rallying cry for the working class, but when i, sweeney todd,

susandsnell

the thing about Sweeney Todd is that you'll hear the greatest song ever written for a musical and then it's followed by the greatest song ever written for a musical and then the next song after that is also the greatest song ever written for a musical because what do you mean Kiss Me - Pretty Women - Epiphany - A Little Priest - God That's Good! - Johanna (Quartet) are all consecutive, most insane six song run of all time

glorious-spoon

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

glorious-spoon

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

quasi-normalcy

susiephone

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"