The Doctor is IN.

[paxamericana]

[armedjoy]

[luuunafreyas-deactivated2019110]

[quadraxic-expression-deactivate]

We are actually living in a cyberpunk dystopia but it’s *fucking boring*

[zooophagous]

Someone in LA please vandalize it

[jalowizna]

SHAWTY I DON’T

MIND

[30-minute-memes]

corn flaek

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using increasingly nonsensical humor to cope

[codenamemaximus]

It’s called the rise of neo-dadaism and the same thing happened during WWII

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well that’s not concerning At All

[furbearingbrick]

[filenames]

comfy_thread.gif

[dynastylnoire]

Me on the couch getting into a blanket burrito after work

[simonalkenmayer]

He’s handsome.

[theflashisgone]

What kind of lizard is this? It looks like a cross between a bearded dragon and a sarcastic fringehead

[simonalkenmayer]

I have no idea

[kyidyl]

I bet @kaijutegu knows, AND will appreciate a cute picture of a lizard.

[kaijutegu]

Toad-headed agama!

They have two modes. Smug:

and FURIOUS

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[0v9]

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

[ampervadasz]

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[marper-didnt-die-for-blecho]

wait wasn’t girl number 2 exposed by someone who wrote Hamilton mermaid vore?

[filmnoirsbian]

She Sure Was! 💁🏼

[monstersinthecosmos]

me: has a dream about vampires

anne rice, crawling through my window: WRITE YOUR OWN CHARACTERS FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CONTENT

[trashtank]

[cool-ghoul]

Sometimes god has to step in

[renfacekillah]

[shiftythrifting]

she’ll give you cream

[bogleech]

I hate the whole universe that produced this

[greatestgamer]

When you find another person in real life who’s read Homestuck.

[boogaloojones]

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[the-punning-ubus]

so its either being eaten by humans in the end or being eaten by bacteria in a suit to tight for them in the end

honestly i cant decide which is worse

[gunnslaughter]

*slides you a folder* Wanna read some tragic headcanons?

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Xergion

[madlori]

This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program.

Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible infant mortality rate and cubs are often rejected, so we get a lot of cubs to raise from all over the country (other zoos and sanctuaries, mostly).

The cubs are placed with a puppy friend when they are wee and small, so they grow up together like littermates. They play together, wrestle, and the dogs (yellow Labs) are so calm, friendly and well-socialized that the cheetahs take behavioral cues from them. When they meet new people, or go into new situations (which they often do, as ambassador animals for cheetah conservation), they check out if their dog friend is feeling chill - which he is - and then they know it’s okay for them to be chill, too.

Basically the dog is a service animal for them.

The cats need their dog friends less and less as they get older and more comfortable, but they still often hang out as grownups.

Our zoo does cheetah runs, where the cheetahs get to chase a lure and show off their speed. Often they’ll have one of the cheetahs run (we have like twelve cheetah), and then they’ll have one of the dogs do the run to show how much faster the cats are. People get a kick out of that. The dogs…let’s just say they try their best.

[cezarywho]

Omg I’m crying, this is so beautiful. 😭

[grandenoirceur-deactivated20220]

[magicgrrl]

@vestiges-of-me