Carbon Based Actor

Joseph Walker. Carbon Based Lifeform. Actor. Team Starkid. Uber Driver. Can't Sing For Shit. Love Me Some Tiny Pez. Married Me Some Tiny Pez. Proud Father of Lily Marie. I have my queen and my princess.

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Do you get jealous when another guy is checking out Lauren?

Fuck yes. My wife.

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No, I mean it.

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And I mean it...you're amazing

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@joefunkwox R U TAKING NOTES

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But we have Diane

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Did it ever occur to you that maybe Diane would like a buddy

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Well she's pretty attached to you...

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*smiles and keeps eating* See? We’re great parents.

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We are…best mommy ever, huh Lil? *smiles at Lauren*

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Lemme tell you, mommy would suck without daddy. Just ask your Aunty Juls. Way before you were born when mommy and daddy weren’t together, Aunty Juls had to live with mommy. She’ll tell you mommy was unbearable.

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Honey

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@joefunkwox R U TAKING NOTES

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But we have Diane

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*smiles and keeps eating* See? We’re great parents.

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We are...best mommy ever, huh Lil? *smiles at Lauren*

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*lily, with her mouth full* Mommy did. *lauren raises her eyebrows* Excuse me? I definitely did not- *thinks for a moment* No. I’m sorry, you’re right. I did teach you that. Not on purpose though. You need to take smaller bites.

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*smiles* And talking with her mouth full was from me…we suck at this.

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Hey, she’s the first child, they’re always the kid you make mistakes with. *looks at Lily and smiles* Lils, when you saw me eating like that, was Amelia in my belly? *smiles again when Lily nods* Okay. Well, i had to eat lots because I was trying to make your sister strong so she would be healthy when she was born. I don’t need to eat like that when there’s no baby in my belly.

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*smiles as Lily nods with understanding* She's got it

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*lily, with her mouth full* Mommy did. *lauren raises her eyebrows* Excuse me? I definitely did not- *thinks for a moment* No. I’m sorry, you’re right. I did teach you that. Not on purpose though. You need to take smaller bites.

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*smiles* And talking with her mouth full was from me...we suck at this.

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But…you sure?

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Ohh I’m sure. You can sit down. *adjusts her skirt and breathes deeply*

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*kisses her cheek then sits down*

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*smiles softly then focuses on her dinner, glancing up at Lily and shaking her head with a smile as she sees her daughter trying to fit the whole taco in her mouth at once.*

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*looks at Lily and chuckles* Ladybug...who taught you that? *moves closer to her to help*

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But…you sure?

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Ohh I’m sure. You can sit down. *adjusts her skirt and breathes deeply*

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*kisses her cheek then sits down*

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But...you sure?

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*smirks and stands behind her. Leans over her shoulder, slipping one hand to her thigh as he starts to make her plate with his other hand*

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*gasps softly then bites her lip, her legs parting a little instinctively. Whispers* Joe…

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Hmm? *smirks as his hand inches higher*

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*smirks and stands behind her. Leans over her shoulder, slipping one hand to her thigh as he starts to make her plate with his other hand*

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*smirks and pushes Lily’s chair in. Looks at Joe* Want me to make your taco too?

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*smirks* No but I’d be happy to make yours…

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*bites her lip to stop herself from moaning aloud. Clears her throat* Go ahead. *sits and crosses her arms and legs, watching him* 

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*smirks* Right now? *walks toward her*

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*smirks and pushes Lily’s chair in. Looks at Joe* Want me to make your taco too?

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*smirks* No but I'd be happy to make yours...

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*smiles then blushes as she catches him eyeing her. Mouths “Later” to him from behind Lily.*

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*pouts and lets out a whimper*

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*grins as Lily looks up and asks Joe what’s wrong* 

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Just some adult things that Mommy and I have to talk about later...

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*smiles then blushes as she catches him eyeing her. Mouths “Later” to him from behind Lily.*

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*pouts and lets out a whimper*