literally heck yourself

"What do you call an old social media app? Instagrampa"  sms us - "berets are just self aware fedoras" - old mate glassey

[imaslytherinbitch]

[ccstcrptc]

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

[shuseph]

[tibets]

[theonion]

[stephensttrange]

fifty favorite fictional characters ↳ 2. Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.’

[837420]

[blakenstein]

[memewhore]

[crepusculer]

[stability]

(Via HotelIndiaFoxtrot)

[camiivalee]

[best-of-memes]

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[coluring]

this game is a gift to humankind

[gaytrishwalker-blog]

I’m always a slut for ‘Richard II’!

Me about the play, definitely (via shireenxbaratheon)

[fuks]