afterglow.

"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.” Joey Lancaster. 24. Saint Laurent.

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I don’t get scared like that anymore.

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🎱 do you speak another language?

“Signs point to yes.”

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🎱 Do you play video games?

“As I see it, yes.”

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🎱 yes

“Yes.”

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Send 🎱 + a “Yes” “No” question and my muse will respond with one of the following

It is certain

It is decidedly so

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

You may rely on it

As I see it, yes

Most likely

Outlook good

Yes

Signs point to yes

Reply hazy try again

Ask again later

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Concentrate and ask again

Don’t count on it

My reply is no

My sources say no

Outlook not so good

Very doubtful

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text: ian

Ian: It's mustard and has mismatched cushions. I'd like to say it has attitude.

Ian: I'm the medical examiner. I look at dead bodies all day. What about you? What do you do?

Ian: I am 100% certain that Ians are delightful creatures. You should count yourself lucky.

Joey: I'm totally pretending that you meant mustard stains instead of the color, because that's what i'm visualizing right now

Joey: really? I'm guessing it's not like it is in those tv shows? I'm a baker, I feel like my job's self-explanatory

Joey: ha! I'll have to take your word on that one, unless you wanted me to boost your ego, doesn't sound like you Ians need it tho ;)

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text: bry

Bry: Yeah, it would but everyone would think you're a genius, so win-win for you.

Bry: I can do that though. It'll be great, and I do like making a scene when it won't backfire poorly on me lol

Bry: Yeah, a suit is generally the right way to go at a wedding. Especially if it's gonna be a big, sit-down type.

Joey: my plan to be lowkey would fail dramatically, but it definitely sounds worth it

Joey: i can't see it backfiring, what part of this brilliant plan could possible backfire??

Joey: damn, suit it is then i guess. yeah, I'm predicting that kind of a wedding, but a little over the top too, just enough to make me feel out of place

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text: simon

Simon: ill delete your number in a heartbeat dont try me

Simon: i used to sleep until twelve or some shit during the uni years like if they didnt need me i didnt get out of that thing. its like suddenly you actually have to pay attention to thngs?? just go to bed and stay there

Simon: dont ASSUME things okay i got 35 which is... close enough. only seven years apart so! i still know how to have fun mister 'i dont want to cause too much trouble'

Simon: ahh you want to test the grounds? definitely recommended in case someone hotter comes around, but also not... too off in case they dont and you have to settle with what you find. flash a grin and pull a hand through your hair that shit always works, glance away a little. you got this

Joey: dont you old ppl struggle with technology?? do u even know HOW to delete my number?

Joey: that's usually the time i wake up at on my days off lol, i can't even remember the uni years tho, those are a blur to me. nah, i don't think i'll ever pay attention to things. fuck this responsibility thing honestly

Joey: I wasn't assuming goshh, just taking guesses!! well, if u say so, seven years is quite a long time dude. pfft, that's completely different, i have my reasons

Joey: something like that, well more like, i don't want to come across as desperate or anything. haha, i'm really not sure why i'd be flirting in the first place, i can't see myself dating again for a looong time. but seriously, where are you getting all of these tips from??

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Text || lyla

Lyla: true. I have no other solution

Lyla: ;))))))

Lyla: Was I too harsh with the truth? Are you in denial baby?

Joey: wing it, that's usually the best solution

Joey: ur so cold

Joey: in denial about what?? tell me how i'm not classy, it's all lies

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text: rhea

Rhea: Great!

Rhea: Hey, would you like to grab coffee someday?

Rhea: It's be awkward to go somewhere with a complete stranger, right?

Joey: That's cool with me!

Joey: Yeah, you're probably right about that

Joey: It might have made more sense for me to ask someone I/they actually know, but eh, I'll work something out

[wnq-writers]

I should’ve realized that you meant more to me than I to you.

astupidsillygirl  (via bofrps)

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text: ian

Ian: Are you second guessing our date now? Is that why you're pushing me towards the comforting arms of my couch?

Ian: I would be worried if you did.

Ian: Can I assume that I'm the only Ian in your life, too?

Joey: I never said that!! I've got nothing against your couch tho, I'm sure it's great

Joey: What do you do there, anyway?

Joey: You could assume that, can't say I know any other Ians

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text: bry

Bry: That sounds reasonable. And amusing, you know, picturing you hiding in a corner or whatever while everyone else is eating. Probably more fun than a sitdown meal anytime, right?

Bry: Oooohh I could do that

Bry: But like, horrific dirty clothes first or second? I could be a reverse Cinderella.

Joey: Definitely, but it'd probably end up on snapchat or something. Not that I'd mind, I'd probably be known as the coolest guy at the wedding

Joey: hmm, i was thinking dirty clothes first, but either sounds pretty good to me.

Joey: also, what do u think i should wear?? suits are pretty standard aren't they??

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Text || lyla

Lyla: I'll find kids to work then

Lyla: Nah, wouldn't feel right to

Lyla: we both know who's the classy one in this conversation

Joey: I think that might be illegal

Joey: :(((((

Joey: hahahahaha tho, that's a good joke

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text: rhea

Rhea: Did you get an invitation?

Rhea: Cuz I'm totally fine with going without one as well

Rhea: Btw it's probably a good idea to say that I'm Rhea

Joey: Yeah, it would be a bit awkward if I turned up uninvited i think

Joey: oh yeah

Joey: hi, i'm joey!!

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text: simon

Simon: ugh no wonder back in my days we had no "professional" we did things the way it was supposed to be done alright and we sure as hell did it sort of good man

Simon: HAH HAH HAH HAH. having children literally sucks that life force out of you okay. wonderful or not i havent had a late morning for years and by now i cant even remember what they felt like

Simon: buzzfeed has a quiz for everything but aha ;) something else you can brag with. a good pickup line and a matching cucumber to go with it i mean what can go wrong??

Simon: the wink definitely needs to be added okay how do you flirt with people WITHOUT winking at your own perfection afterwards?

Joey: damn, you know you're getting old when you're saying "back in my days" ;)

Joey: yeah, don't have any children so i wouldn't know, but sucking the life out of you is basically what i'd imagine it to be like. late mornings are rare for me, but treasured, you're really missing out

Joey: this one in particular would be good for you https://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/what-age-are-you-really? i got my actual age, bets on you being 40+??

Joey: you think so? i don't want to get TOO into it, yknow, maybe play hard to get and all, but the wink is still good, as long as i don't overdo it