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thoughts are forbidden (thots okay with proper identification) 21!! joey ~joeymoons on af

[joeymooons]

HELLO TUMBLR it has been ages and this likely shan't gain any traction but here it is!

I'm doing art fight again this year, and I have a super cool and awesome gimmick for my attacks that I need more people for!

Basically, I'll be doing a lil matchmaking thing! If you're interested, fill out the form on my af profile :]

[flaminghotjareau]

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Oh my GOD

[depsidase]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Study abroad? Well....only if i know her. i don't like to stare.

[joeymooons]

africa called they want their toto back

[sexandmanhattan]

[joeymooons]

new concert idea:

confetti cannon but for worms

[thaliasthunder]

"beckendorf was percy's bisexual awakening" i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i head to the stairs, ready to walk out in shame, until i heard a voice shouting from the public.

"she's right!" says among the crowd percy jackson himself.

[joeymooons]

pt 2 of my last post of spencer being built like an obtuse angle with a more detailed diagram this time

[joeymooons]

im rewatching criminal minds and i noticed that Spencer stands at like an obtuse angle like

why he do that

[stanning-reyna]

Annabeth who has sympathy for Luke because she loves him and can’t bring herself to hate him vs Percy who has sympathy for him because he sees the children who Chiron and the gods all let die and he can’t bring himself to call Luke the only villain

[anotherpjofan]

I just love the idea of Percy inheriting his recklessness from Sally Jackson instead of Poseidon like obviously she had become calmer over the years but it would be hilarious if no one believed it like

Poseidon: Your child sent Medusa's head to the gods

*flashback to when Sally figured out she was pregnant and yelled at the sea for an hour while flipping it off*

Sally: I hear the sea doesn't like to be restrained

Poseidon: I said it once -

Or when Percy asks about how they met

Poseidon: Your mom saw my trident and tried to steal it and kill me to figure out if I'm real or a figment of her imagination

Percy: Yeah right my mom would never hurt anyone

Poseidon: ...SALLY -

ok but what if the other gods also get involved in this like

Apollo: Your son snuck on a quest

Poseidon: Sally's son

Apollo: ...She baked me blue chocolate chip cookies

And then Poseidon decides to confront her so

Poseidon: You have got to take some responsibility

Sally: I don't know what you're talking about

*flashback to when Sally had managed to steal the trident and kill a monster*

[joeymooons]

people have said that posting on tumblr was like throwing stuff into the void but maybe if the void knew just how funny I was it would throw it back (on me)

[joeymooons]

the call me gen because im zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (mi mi mi mi)