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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79

Bowser (Nintendo)

Scrub Daddy (Real Life)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJun 8

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[jenny-holzer]

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[hand-crafted-enriched-memes]

[frogoru]

luv herrr

[crttvset]

whenever i start to get self deprecate-y i go “damn that’s literally something komaeda would say” and i instantly stop

[crttvset]

[girl4pay]

should they make sad scrub daddys

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 5

[girl4pay]

do you care about the sad scrub daddy issue more as a facet of labor rights or as a facet of women's rights

labor rights

women's rights

i don't care about workers or women

Voting ended onJan 5

[girl4pay]

if presented with the option of a sad scrub daddy and a happy scrub daddy which one would you purchase

sad

happy

Voting ended onJan 5

[girl4pay]

a man opts to purchase a scrub mommy rather than a scrub daddy. thoughts?

feminist

sexist

oedipal

Voting ended onJan 5

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[tyanis]

[tyanis]

[tyanis]

Since this is gaining traction again, here are the final ones. These had been on separate posts but I suppose they'll be more likely to be noticed here.

I doubt I'll post any more after this but I highly encourage others to go find more. YouTube has tons of old movie trailers and there is PLENTY of gold left to find.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

2026 is a year of healing. no more small penis humiliation. all sph internet content will now be supplanted by statistically average penis affirmation. of marxist character.

[tizzymcwizzy]

HAPPY ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!! 🎉☃️🎄💥

[squidsune]

[joeysmartass]

I started watching Evangelion with my sister and the first time Shinji was on screen she asked if he was a Lesbian which is a big W for all the Shinji egg truthers.

[joeysmartass]

What if instead of Mario Party it was called Freak Party and instead of stealing your stars Bowser steals your virginity?

[therepudiatedimmortals]

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

[therepudiatedimmortals]

correction: i miss smelling other people's armpits after theyve been suffering summer heat all day

[transgenderization]

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

[therepudiatedimmortals]

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

[transgenderization]

hi you're not getting that

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Bouba

[moymoimi]

SAME VOICE ACTRESS

[matikanetannhauser]

Eat shit and die

mambo

[boredlamb-da]

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