Joey Votto Facts (Real and True)

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joey votto is airborne

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Joey votto has been spotted at the old folks home. Just visiting, don't worry. He isn't old.

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Joey votto is aerodynamic

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Joey votto is experiencing what many call "summer fun"

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Joey votto fact: joey votto is applying to universities (many)

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joey votto once disappeared and came back different

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joey votto usually carries a tampon but sometimes he doesn't remember

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joey votto fact: joey votto is studying for his upcoming blade exams

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joey votto went around the world in 79 days

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Joey Votto is creating intricate sculptures from found objects and recycled materials

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joey votto is feeling pretty quirky

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joey votto fact: joey votto is preparing his christmas cards early

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joey votto fact: joey votto is studying the blade

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Joey votto is purchasing rhubarb compote

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Joey votto fact: joey votto is feeling pretty snazzy

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joey votto longs for in-season strawberries