Saddle Sore

Observations of a London Cyclist and general grumpy man

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#gdansk shipyard monument #solidarity

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#youtalkintome #studiodog

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#underpass

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How the Eastern Europeans do it #space4cycling

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Apple have always said "think different!"  So at work, a place where thinking outside the box is much encouraged, we have done just that.  New technology is everywhere and we should always be thinking of ways to utilise it and use it to our advantage. "What better way..?" - we all thought simultaneously - than to spend £3000 on a computer, take out all of the hardware just leaving the shell (if you work in IT and want to be taken seriously you have to use the word "shell" at least once a day) - stuff the shell full of disposable hand towels and drill it to a wall in the kitchen,  Every morning, lunchtime and bitching session people will now be reminded of what could be achieved if they "thought different".

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Auto-Naan

I’ve heard before from too many people for it to be disbelieved - that long distance/racing cyclists used to (or still do?) put a piece of steak into their cycling shorts.  The idea being the meat sits between the saddle and the rider during the ride and as a result it gets tenderized.  According to the legend - the rider would then have meat cooked so he could enjoy his salted well compressed treat after a long hard day in the meat saddle.  It’s not been made clear if it is the responsibility of the cyclist or the chef to remove the pubes.

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I'm new here

Well here I am.  Another step taken to make it even harder to hide my identity when "they" come after me.  Give me some time and I'll make it look nice and upload some shit about my daily life twisted in such a way it will be vaguely interesting (hopefully)