Drop The Crispy Cream, Serpico

What's up, I'm John St. Allerdyce, and I'm the guy your parents warned you about. I'm half assing my way through college. ⚡RP

[deborah--fields]

I can't believe I actually got cuffed.

[john--allerdyce]

Believe it, cutie 😘

[lukehemmingsgallery]

[deborah--fields]

so no one is gonna bring up the fact that you're a foot shorter than john huh

Read 12:50am✔

[john--allerdyce]

She's a smol bean.

[deborah--fields]

I will cut you.

[john--allerdyce]

Sexy. Is that a promise?

[deborah--fields]

so no one is gonna bring up the fact that you're a foot shorter than john huh

Read 12:50am✔

[john--allerdyce]

She's a smol bean.

[john--allerdyce]

Exposure: @deborah--fields still won't drop kick me. The disrespect.

[jubilation--lee]

Jean maybe ? 👀

👀hmmm👀

[john--allerdyce]

WHERE'S THE DIRT ON HER

[john--allerdyce]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Warren got drunk and thought he was a pigeon? I kid you not; he tried sitting on the telephone wire with all the other birds.

[warrenworthington-thethird]

LISTEN, WHY ME?

[john--allerdyce]

Because your reaction is priceless.

[john--allerdyce]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Warren got drunk and thought he was a pigeon? I kid you not; he tried sitting on the telephone wire with all the other birds.

[john--allerdyce]

Some of you haven't watched ghost stories (dub) and it shows.

[deborah--fields]

I may get on your nerves but you like it 😘 -Pyro

Maybe a little bit.

[john--allerdyce]

You're cute when you act tough.

[deborah--fields]

So basically you think I'm cute all the time then.

[john--allerdyce]

Your words, not mine. Anyways, about that date, you free tonight? Or tomorrow?

[deborah--fields]

I'll be free tomorrow, hot shot. I'm looking forward to the free food I was promised.

[john--allerdyce]

That's the only thing you're looking forward to? 😘 I'll pick you up tomorrow evening, were going to the new burger place.

[deborah--fields]

I may get on your nerves but you like it 😘 -Pyro

Maybe a little bit.

[john--allerdyce]

You're cute when you act tough.

[deborah--fields]

So basically you think I'm cute all the time then.

[john--allerdyce]

Your words, not mine. Anyways, about that date, you free tonight? Or tomorrow?

[warrenworthington-thethird]

@john--allerdyce clearly ghostwrote this.

[john--allerdyce]

You got that from my secret blog didn't you

[deborah--fields]

I may get on your nerves but you like it 😘 -Pyro

Maybe a little bit.

[john--allerdyce]

You're cute when you act tough.

[system-on-fire]

[deborah--fields]

I went downstairs for a glass of water and left with a date, go me.

[john--allerdyce]

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember Azazel is a fury and I laugh hysterical.

[john--allerdyce]

Whoever is telling Charles my secrets *cough* Jubilee *cough*, I just wanna talk.

[jubilation--lee]

In my defense:

You did this to yourself. You know he asks lots of questions!

[john--allerdyce]

He doesn't need answers!