ask the egg carton!

a group of john egberts is called a carton.

[john-egg-carton]

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hii!! this blog was originally started by john the titular, buuut he's since mostly retired from existence, and now i'm probably going to keep this blog up! hi, i'm evan! i also go by john but we all do, all different names for ease of ease, yunno.

send us asks! send us memes or suggestions or recommendations!! anything at all!! everything's fair game though! we'll also post some random whatevers whenever it's thought about !!

here's a list of people you'll see around in order from most to least likely! this gets changed every once in a blue moon when i feel like it, hope this helps!

evan (he/him) 🌀 slimer (he/him) 🦠 joshua (he/him) 💞 john (he/him) 💾 june (she/her) 🎞 noah (he/they) ☀ people you probably won't see, but are around:

mason (he/him) 🫙 leather (he/him) 🌘 jasper (he/him) 🙁 jay (he/they) 🙂 ivan (he/him) 🪁 caramel (he/him) 🍭 doe (he/they/neon/shine/sparkle) 🌈 jackson (he/it) ♠ diode (he/it/they/she) 🔌 java (he/him) ☕ carmine (he/him) 🃏 johnathan (he/him) 🌪

[javacad0]

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

[cutekittenlady]

I just call em the Weasler family.

[javacad0]

Genius.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Can they make a mimikyu ponyta for me specifically please

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#78 Rapidash (Galarian form)

Total time: 5h40

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#897 Spectrier

Total time: 5h55

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#339 Barboach

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#140 Kabuto

I think the fossil Pokemon like to trick us with fake eyes! That one Dragonite episode of the anime and the Kabuto had the scary glowing red "eyes" but those aren't even their eyes! WHAT ARE THEY

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#137 Porygon

Porygon was actually kind of hard to do because blocky shapes aren’t something I’m used to crocheting! Amigurumi are generally very soft and round, not rigid and edgy

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#233 Porygon2

Substantially easier to crochet than its pre-evolution, here’s a nice, round Porygon2! 

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#52 Meowth

🐈 One of my favorite cat Pokemon, Meowth! 😺

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#77 Ponyta

A request from @dialmformara, Ponyta! 🔥🐎🔥

[taptrial2]

accidental catnip exposure incident 2 blasted off 1 just blasted

[john-egg-carton]

why is slade lowkey just. a predator. why is he teasing robin like that. this is weird does anyone else feel like this is weird is it just me guys. why is he freaky. isn't robin a teenager of some sort. ohhh my god. i feel crazy. i feel crazy. why is he gross and weird ew eww ew. like. LIKE I AM NOT SAYING HE GENUINELY IS BUT LIKE YK? it's weird. this is weird. he's weird. like it's already bad he's doing this but he's so sadistic in a really .. like intimate ? way ? it's like <3< but gross and bad. do we see what i mean.

[john-egg-carton]

please why is he just like. praising him. stop girl this is scary and weird. i'm frightened and disturbed. did NOT walk into teen titans expecting this chat hellow.

[john-egg-carton]

hey why is it getting worse. frowns.

[john-egg-carton]

every time i pause to talk about it here i go back and it's worse.

😟

[john-egg-carton]

"If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should just get rid of them..." ",,don't. i'll do whatever you say." "Good boy~"

WHAT.

the fucking ICK I GOT. OH MY GOD. i literally like. in my head i was like the only way this can get worse is him calling him a good boy like he's praising him aND THEN HE FUCKING DID ??!??!?!??!???!

[john-egg-carton]

dear god robin. jesus christ. how does he just. Man. Man. robin is actually the goat. like he's just A Guy. i was talking about this with dirk a little bit ago but like holy shit robin is literally just a normal ass guy and he's bad ass AND he holds the team together. everyone hype that boy. he's awesome. sighs bigly.

ps they're such cute friends. i love them, they make me happy.

[john-egg-carton]

why is slade lowkey just. a predator. why is he teasing robin like that. this is weird does anyone else feel like this is weird is it just me guys. why is he freaky. isn't robin a teenager of some sort. ohhh my god. i feel crazy. i feel crazy. why is he gross and weird ew eww ew. like. LIKE I AM NOT SAYING HE GENUINELY IS BUT LIKE YK? it's weird. this is weird. he's weird. like it's already bad he's doing this but he's so sadistic in a really .. like intimate ? way ? it's like <3< but gross and bad. do we see what i mean.

[john-egg-carton]

please why is he just like. praising him. stop girl this is scary and weird. i'm frightened and disturbed. did NOT walk into teen titans expecting this chat hellow.

[john-egg-carton]

hey why is it getting worse. frowns.

[john-egg-carton]

every time i pause to talk about it here i go back and it's worse.

😟

[john-egg-carton]

"If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should just get rid of them..." ",,don't. i'll do whatever you say." "Good boy~"

WHAT.

the fucking ICK I GOT. OH MY GOD. i literally like. in my head i was like the only way this can get worse is him calling him a good boy like he's praising him aND THEN HE FUCKING DID ??!??!?!??!???!

[john-egg-carton]

"I'd like you to call me master." YUCK!!!!!!!!! get his ass starfire. holy jesus fucking shit. that was awful. whaaat the fuck you guys. head in hands. get his ass ‼

[john-egg-carton]

why is slade lowkey just. a predator. why is he teasing robin like that. this is weird does anyone else feel like this is weird is it just me guys. why is he freaky. isn't robin a teenager of some sort. ohhh my god. i feel crazy. i feel crazy. why is he gross and weird ew eww ew. like. LIKE I AM NOT SAYING HE GENUINELY IS BUT LIKE YK? it's weird. this is weird. he's weird. like it's already bad he's doing this but he's so sadistic in a really .. like intimate ? way ? it's like <3< but gross and bad. do we see what i mean.

[john-egg-carton]

please why is he just like. praising him. stop girl this is scary and weird. i'm frightened and disturbed. did NOT walk into teen titans expecting this chat hellow.

[john-egg-carton]

hey why is it getting worse. frowns.

[john-egg-carton]

every time i pause to talk about it here i go back and it's worse.

😟

[john-egg-carton]

"If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should just get rid of them..." ",,don't. i'll do whatever you say." "Good boy~"

WHAT.

the fucking ICK I GOT. OH MY GOD. i literally like. in my head i was like the only way this can get worse is him calling him a good boy like he's praising him aND THEN HE FUCKING DID ??!??!?!??!???!

[john-egg-carton]

why is slade lowkey just. a predator. why is he teasing robin like that. this is weird does anyone else feel like this is weird is it just me guys. why is he freaky. isn't robin a teenager of some sort. ohhh my god. i feel crazy. i feel crazy. why is he gross and weird ew eww ew. like. LIKE I AM NOT SAYING HE GENUINELY IS BUT LIKE YK? it's weird. this is weird. he's weird. like it's already bad he's doing this but he's so sadistic in a really .. like intimate ? way ? it's like <3< but gross and bad. do we see what i mean.

[john-egg-carton]

please why is he just like. praising him. stop girl this is scary and weird. i'm frightened and disturbed. did NOT walk into teen titans expecting this chat hellow.

[john-egg-carton]

hey why is it getting worse. frowns.

[john-egg-carton]

every time i pause to talk about it here i go back and it's worse.

😟

[john-egg-carton]

why is slade lowkey just. a predator. why is he teasing robin like that. this is weird does anyone else feel like this is weird is it just me guys. why is he freaky. isn't robin a teenager of some sort. ohhh my god. i feel crazy. i feel crazy. why is he gross and weird ew eww ew. like. LIKE I AM NOT SAYING HE GENUINELY IS BUT LIKE YK? it's weird. this is weird. he's weird. like it's already bad he's doing this but he's so sadistic in a really .. like intimate ? way ? it's like <3< but gross and bad. do we see what i mean.

[john-egg-carton]

please why is he just like. praising him. stop girl this is scary and weird. i'm frightened and disturbed. did NOT walk into teen titans expecting this chat hellow.

[john-egg-carton]

hey why is it getting worse. frowns.