Dont get caught yall, I have to write a whole essay for my social worker on shoplifting so that I dont get charged...I hate it here

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Dont get caught yall, I have to write a whole essay for my social worker on shoplifting so that I dont get charged...I hate it here
so I have a friend who was caught shop lifting and she used a 1x1 N52 neodium magnet that was hidden in her bra, and literally the cops thought it was a fucking "whiskey cube", I didn't even know that was a thing, long story short if you get caught just say it's a whisky cube cause they literally look the same????
Wha….at?? have these cops never seen a magnet? do they not know what tools a lïfter uses? if this happened to me i would literally go blind, your friend is lucky agsjasjdhdkkd
????¿¿ there they are..,,., them alibi bois…
why the police think people store whisky cubes in her bra 😭
you all don’t?? what if you get offered whiskey??? you don’t just pull that bad boy out of your bra???? smh where’s y’all’s culture
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Oooh i might get one of those instead of a golf magnet since those are super obvious
Since Ms. Rona wants to close all the stores i might have to just buy some shit online and say it never came. I'm thinking dollskill since they love to steal other people's designs oop
Not being able to go to the mall because of corona is KILLING ME. Once everything reopens me and my friends are gonna go ham
Cops took all my shit
I miss my magnet and hook, i literally JUST GOT IT and the cops took it away when j got caught. Now imma have to go back to seam ripping tags off. Ugh the ghetto
Arrested.
Hey guys, can you believe it, im new to liftblur and I've already been apprehended... Anyways so im an idiot. I was sloppy today. I was in a store that was ridden with cameras and i ignored them and thought i was slick. Anyways i was arrested with about $200 worth of clothes on me and they found the magnet and hook in my bag. Luckily since im a minor and it was my first offence i didn't get charged, all i have is a youth rehabilitation program where i have to complete hours. I think imma take a break for awhile, sinxe my parents found out (obviously) and are cracking down on me. Today was an eye opening experience that this life can get me in prison and i want yall to not be like me and take extreme precautions in EVERY STORE YOU GO INTO. No matter if it looks easy or not. Anyways stay safe girlies ily💕
Lil tip for the wanna be tipsy
Okay, so recently carrot and I lifted alcohol for the first time. It was single bottle of wine, and here’s how we did it-
1. We came in, just us 2, with no bags, you won’t need em for this (it can just be one person too, I just like having a partner)
2. I wore a loose but thick hoodie and a tight tank top
3. We went into the store (r1te aid, but I think this would work at similar convenience stores) and began to fill a basket (NOT cart) with various items like chips, candy, whatever
4. We casually went down the booze isle and picked out a bottle of wine and put it in our basket (we had to be subtle because we’re underage)
5. We walked into a blind spot (If you cannot find one just pick a empty isle)
6. We squatted down sort of huddled together and began looking at things on the bottom shelf
7. As we did this, we casually pulled out the wine bottle, and shoved it UNDER my tank top. This way the sweater can cover it well and it’s less likely to fall.
8. We got up and walked close to the door, holding my stomach. At this moment, I acted as if I was about to vomit providing as an excuse to cover the bottle and hold it slightly
9. We quickly got out of the store because it looked like I was about to be sick and BOOM on body concealing!
This was actually pretty easy guys, and I’m sure it works for things other than booze too!
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Lifting goal for this month!!
I wanna lift a bottle from the liquor store. Since im underage while simultaneously being an alcoholic getting drinks for my friends is really hard. We usually take from my parents or my friends parents but they have a limited selection. While i was considering getting a fake Id for it i remembered that if i can steal $300 worth of clothes, I'm capable of getting 1-2 bottles. So im gonna do my research and then go to the Liquor store to get some ciroc😈 Im so excited yall have no idea.
A tip from an ex-magician to my lifting babies ♡
That has got to be the most ridiculous title for myself. Anyway. GOOGLE MAGIC TRICKS. LEARN SLEIGHT OF HAND THROUGH MAGIC TUTORIALS.
Guys I was OBSESSED with magic as a kid and I practiced it until I was a junior in high school. You know how easily I took to lifting? Ridiculously. I’ve fucking concealed with employees staring me in the eye during my first ever haul. They can’t tell shit. And they had no idea. There’s tricks you can learn that are INVALUABLE. Of course don’t go running up to lp and concealing in front of them right away. I’ve been playing with sleight of hand and illusions for years. You’d be amazed how much better you can get at lifting if you learn tricks similar to it.
Penny behind the ear? Oh no. I pulled a fucking nAKED PALLETTE OUT OF YOUR DAMN ASS HOW’S THAT FOR A TRICK.
Now go learn from the pros my precious babies ilysm ❤❤❤❤
To add to this: look up Apollo Robbins and the sort of stuff he does: he explains diverted attention really well, and basically how to direct others’ gazes to particular areas while doing something else. Of course, Robbins uses it for stage effects, but if you take the basic premise and get creative with it and apply it to lifting… you’re all set. Practice this shit in the bathroom mirror at home and stuff, too, with items around the same size and weight as stuff you’re lifting. (If you don’t have those items yet, use small packets, or lipglosses or pens or whathaveyou.) And get very, very good at not looking at your hand while you’re doing stuff (including removing and even finding RFID tags, as well as concealing). Ideally you want your attention– and anyone else’s– focussed on what you’re doing with your other hand, which should be looking at a product/price/etc.
This is very good advice. I’ve also used the same philosophies as professional pickpockets (they use sleight of hand, same as magicians) and been very successful with it.
“I need this bag at any store who charges me 15 cents for a freaking small bag @bretmanrock https://t.co/mOWiWueV6b”
Me omw to a lifting trip at the mall
Hey guys! Please reblog if:
You’re a newbie lifter
You’re lgbt+
You’re underage
You can never go in large hauls
You lack confidence
Here’s a starter post for some of you new lifting babies. We love you and we want you to be safe!
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Some of the lingo we use:
Sus ~ Suspicious
LP ~ Loss prevention. These are the people that are watching to see if you take something.
SA ~ Sales/Store attendant
CS - Customer service. If an SA is all up on you, constantly asking questions, or offering to help, they’re CSing you. They may be suspicious of you. Proceed with extreme caution while lifting.
Blind spot ~ Somewhere that a camera cannot see you
Conceal ~ The act of hiding your lifted items, whether that be in your pocket, on your body, or in your bag
Lift ~ Pretty obvious 😝
Antis/Anti Lifters ~ People that have nothing better to do with their time except threaten you and try to make you feel bad for what you’re doing.
Booster bag/container ~ Something lined with foil to block towers from sensing security tags
RFID ~ Very sticky square or rectangle sticker found on item boxes, inside price tags, or sewn into clothing tags. Usually easily removed, but may be noisy.
Hook/magnet(s) ~ Items used for removing different security tags from clothing. If you don’t lift clothing, you won’t need to necessarily worry about these.
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General info about the community!
•If you want an extra sense of security, always use a VPN while browsing on your devices.
•Please remember to remove all EXIF data if you post a picture of any sort.
•DO NOT ARGUE WITH ANTI LIFTERS. It just fuels their fire and that’s what they want. Don’t give them your time. They aren’t going to hurt you, they’re wanting to emotionally manipulate you.
•Don’t give out information such as your age, your specific location, or your full name. Do not give out other social media accounts unless you trust someone.
•Be careful reblogging things from outside of this community. We want to be safe here, not give the Antis a reason to attack. It happens accidentally sometimes and we understand that.
•Don’t be rude to any other members of this community; even if they’re rude to you first. If you don’t agree with something, just keep scrolling.
•Don’t forget that we are indeed criminals. We can/will get caught eventually. Know this risk every time you go out and lift.
•If a post has 1,000+ notes on it about lifting tips, take it with a grain of salt. Lots of those posts are outdated and the information is no longer valid. Please ask one of us if we have any updated tips.
•Getting away with a few hauls will give you a false sense of security. Just because you got away this time absolutely does not guarantee that you will the next time. You can be caught at any minute.
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Store tips! Some of these were taken from other blogs, so I want to give any and all credit to them! These tips are tried and true to a lot of us, and they may very well be beneficial to you.
•Please know that a lot of stores will be able to detect if you walk in with a powerful magnet.
•Someone had posted that they keep their small neodymium magnets inside of a pen with the ink cartridge removed. If someone sees inside your bag, they’ll see a pen. Not magnets.
•If you are caught with hooks/magnets/booster bags or containers, your punishment will be a lot worse. Having these objects shows theft with intent.
•Do not lift with someone new. You never know how they’ll react. They might be loud and very suspicious, and the last thing you want is any extra attention given to you while you’re lifting.
•If you happen to be caught, in a way, you’re lucky if you’re a minor. Lifting charges will be expunged from your record when you become a legal adult. Don’t be stupid just because of that though. You may get off with a warning, or you may be given community service.
•Don’t look right up at cameras. Take a drink out of a water bottle to look up at the ceiling, or look with your eyes.
•Don’t reach for things with both hands unless it’s a big item.
•Scope out a store and look online for job openings for that store. If they’re needing managers/LP/SA, it may be a good time to lift from that particular store.
•If you’re lifting a mall, PLEASE remember to change up your appearance every so often to avoid suspicion. For example, go into the mall with a ponytail, and before you visit another store, put up a bun. Change up your makeup in a bathroom stall. Hell, make your eyebrows a different color with an eyebrow pencil.
•On the mall subject, if you’ve driven yourself- if you’re lifting multiple stores and you need to dump your bag or drop off bags with lifted merchandise, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, CONCEAL. IN. YOUR. TRUNK. If a cop happens to walk by and see your twelve lifted Naked or Peach palettes laying in the front seat and it looks sus, he CAN search your vehicle because he has reason to believe that something’s up. Two sisters in Michigan got caught and sentenced to jail time because they dumped their clothes in the backseat and they were full of security tags. But if you put your things in the trunk, there’s no way anyone could see OR suspect anything. You’re just another customer parked outside.
•DO NOT enter and leave the mall multiple times. Extremely sus.
•9/10 times if you get away from a store, you’re safe and they won’t bother doing anything. They may take down your car tags if you’re close enough, so Park as far away as you can. However, please don’t be naive and go back to the same store repeatedly because you WILL eventually get recognized and caught.
•Be respectful to the employees. They’re just doing their job.
•Don’t be overly talkative.
•If you need to test to see if an item will set off the security towers, put your phone to your ear and pretend to be talking to mom or a friend. While holding the item in your other hand, stick your head out the door like you’re looking for them. “No mom, I don’t see you, but I’ll be out soon and I’ll meet you at (blah blah store/blah blah food court restaurant) in a few!”. Now you know if you need to look for a tag/RFID.
•Be vigilant of all people around you. Children, adults, elderly men and women- you never know. Little Sally may tell her mama that she saw you stealing. The hot guy in the next aisle could very well be LP. The gentle old man might snitch if he sees you concealing on the floor.
•Which brings me to my next point- DO NOT CONCEAL IN FRONT OF ANYONE UNLESS IT’S YOUR LIFTING PARTNER. Just don’t do it.
•Don’t be cocky or greedy. Know your game plan. Know your blind spots. Get what you need/want the most and come back on another day to get the rest. Preferably a couple of months later. Don’t be cocky and steal just because you know you can, because karma will bite your ass. Be smart about it. We ARE criminals, and if you’re caught, you will be treated as such.
•Be confident. Go in and act like you’re actually shopping. If you get sweaty and nervous, take a few moments to regroup yourself. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. If you change your mind, you can always dump and leave. Don’t let it discourage you, we all have off days.
•Don’t fidget with things for too long. Conceal as soon as you can in your blind spot.
•Don’t feel like you need to have a $800 haul because someone else had one. You lift what you’re comfortable with, whether it be a $1 chapstick or a $500 iPad.
•Don’t lift a store that you’re not familiar with the layout of. Someone had posted to look on IG/Facebook with tagged photos of people in the store(s) you want to lift. You may see blind spot opportunities or camera placement. DO YOUR RESEARCH.
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Just remember to be safe and have fun! If any of you guys need advice/tips/help with anything, my inbox is always open, anon or not. I’m here for you, and that is not just limited to lifting questions. I know that all of this may sound scary and overwhelming to a beginner, but it gets easier. I promise it does. Like I said, you can stop at any time and all of us will understand. Happy lifting! ❤️
Guys, please feel free to add on your own tips! We can all use some potential advice that’s new to us!
For my new-ins❤
one tip that I’ve seen around before but not in a while: mirrored sunglasses. Use them to check the ceiling for cams without looking up, look behind you for SAs, slide things into your palm and casually put them in your purse, hide what you’re holding under them, the uses go on. Def my fave tool.
A seam ripper is great for getting tags off if you don’t mind tiny holes, but you can easily sew them up if you do. You can get them at any sewing/craft store. Travel sized manicure kits are also non sus and get the job done in a pinch.
Christmas tingz
Back when i was Christmas shopping i lifted 2 led light strips from the as seen on tv store for myself and my brother. I was feelings hella sussed cause I think a customer saw me (its a very small store). But i dipped really quickly and got away with like $100 worth of lights 😳I was so proud of myself cause my brother loved the lights and my room looks dope as hell now. Merry Christmas 💞💞💞
HOW TF DO YALL LIFT PIERCINGS?
At Claires, Ardene and other places ive been to they lock up the piercings and you have to get a staff to open ir up for u. Sometimes whenever i ask them to open it and pick out what i want the employee says they'll hold it for me or they take the piercing to the counter to ring me up ughhh so annoying
Me trying to decide whether i should fufill my online shopping addiction by buying things on amazon prime or fulling my lifting addiction by going out and stealing it
if you’re a minor, always body pack! they can search your bag but not you 😉
*shoves lipstick up my ass*