designated court whore

Hey I'm Alex || he/him || ♑ || ENTJ

[john-marshall]

all I’m saying is that the spiders can’t all be daddies. someone’s got to be the sub.

[john-marshall]

I made pink soft pretzels for valentine’s day and I tried to shape some of them into hearts. do you see what I see

[john-marshall]

so you’re telling me that nobody else sees prolapsed anuses?

[john-marshall]

I made pink soft pretzels for valentine’s day and I tried to shape some of them into hearts. do you see what I see

[john-marshall]

I could fix Bob and Linda’s business I just know it. Please Bob, Linda, ane children let me solve your business

[john-marshall]

legitimately anything you people want right now u got. i’ll suck my own toes and post it i don’t give a FUCK

[john-marshall]

[john-marshall]

literally thank god for lithium

[john-marshall]

just been like. in the meat grinder. with no meat to show for it.

[john-marshall]

now i’m faceblind but jeff arcuri has some real aaron burr face

am i wrong? tell me i’m wrong. restore peace to my life

[john-marshall]

tell me i’m wrong

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Okay if Marie Antoinette didn’t say her last words and wasn’t sketched on the way to the guillotine by David and also never said let them eat cake and

I’m starting to doubt that Marie Antoinette was ever executed. For that matter I’m no longer convinced she ever existed

[vivelareine]

Marie Antoinette wasn't real. The French Revolution wasn't real.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I’m so tired of the Big Historian inventing Historical Stuff to Sell More History!

[john-marshall]

now i’m faceblind but jeff arcuri has some real aaron burr face

am i wrong? tell me i’m wrong. restore peace to my life

[john-marshall]

posted this on facebook just to feel something

[john-marshall]

science side of tumblr why am I like this?

[john-marshall]

my bestie’s on hospice so in the vague future i’ll probably be on here a lot more. what’s up. what’s new. anyone else being fucking terrorized by long covid and the economy?

[boneyrolls-deactivated20250918]

imagine its 1973. youre a gay man and youre in a grimy ass gay bar on the lower east side youre on 13 different stimulants and youre bumping and grinding on some random guy. and you drag him into the bathroom for sex or whatever and then you get a good look at him and it's john lennon. john lennon from the beatles

[john-marshall]

cryptid

[john-marshall]

I’m the first to yap about not romanticizing manic episodes but god sometimes they are so funny. why do I have three safes. I don’t have any money

[john-marshall]

why should i celebrate this tiny man? what has he accomplished?

[john-marshall]

sometimes i cosplay as a lad who can see