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This is an image of unimaginable power
Has anyone noticed it’s kinda hot out
Lots of times, older Duke of Wellingtons can be scared of fireworks!
Do what you want with this information, Americans!
My Napoleons are counting on you.
Would you rather fight…
One Napoleon-sized parakeet
A million parakeet-sized napoleons?
Aren’t all napoleons parakeet sized?
Blocked.
I bet Napoleon lived in a little bird cage with a mirror and a lil golfball for enrichment and Josephine fed him delicious seeds every day...
Oh no, that would be not cute! Napoleons need big spaces, sometimes even entire continents, as their enclosure! An island or a cage just doesn’t have enough stimulation.
Also, napoleons need more than golf balls! They need wars! Conquest! That’s the healthiest enrichment for them, but if you can’t afford an all out war, skirmishes are fine.
Seeds alone also aren’t enough for a napoleon! They like to do things like eat entire worlds
But make sure you provide them silverware like this one has. If they try to swallow it whole it’s a choking hazard
I hope this helps you understand the complexities of keeping a pet napoleon!
Funniest thing napoleon ever did was when the bastille was stormed and he wrote to his big brother like “don’t worry about it, it’ll blow over soon and it won’t affect our lives at all”
What about that time my napoleon got his head stuck in a cheese balls container?
It was pretty funny.
I commissioned a Lex Luthor doll on Etsy. The seller developed cancer and was unable to complete the order, so they apologetically refunded my order
I take the money and commission lex from someone else. They were a duo, and one of them apparently got into a freak accident and died, and so again, my order was refunded
If. If I commission the doll again, am I like, murdering seamstresses? At what point am I the villain? This seems to be a specific curse.
Oh, the survivor of the freak accident said she finished my doll and could ship it. I paid her the money refunded and am now waiting for the doll to arrive
The cursed doll.
If I stop posting, whelp,
I commissioned a Lex Luthor doll on Etsy. The seller developed cancer and was unable to complete the order, so they apologetically refunded my order
I take the money and commission lex from someone else. They were a duo, and one of them apparently got into a freak accident and died, and so again, my order was refunded
If. If I commission the doll again, am I like, murdering seamstresses? At what point am I the villain? This seems to be a specific curse.
Stuck in a historical war
You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war
(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)
How are you doing?
good somehow
I might survive
OW
dead
results/other
I believe in ghosts, full disclosure
And I just saw the most pathetic ghost bullshit
So, like two hours I lost the cap to the mountain dew I was drinking. Annoying, but, you know, I will survive
I fuck you not. I just saw the lid fall right in front of my eyes like magic. Like it just materialized and fell down.
And like. I believe in ghosts so I’ve already accepted, okay, this is a ghost. But what a pathetic move. Like? Thanks for giving me my cap back? Great? What are we doing here. Loser.
Poor Francis! When I google him the first image that comes up is Napoleon, aka his son in law who curb stomped him at Austerlitz tho Francis will get him back soon don’t worry
Tho maybe that’s a good thing because Francis’s portrait, the second one on the list, is well
Unfortunate
I’m a married woman with a degree and a full time job and that doesn’t seem right. In my mind I’m still a teenager but no, actually, I’m society now, aren’t I? I am society. It’s me
Sorry!
I’m a married woman with a degree and a full time job and that doesn’t seem right. In my mind I’m still a teenager but no, actually, I’m society now, aren’t I? I am society. It’s me
《Six New Three Kingdoms-Style Takes on the Napoleonic Wars》
①Congratulations, Papa, you can now declare yourself Emperor.——Eugène-Rose de Beauharnais
②If I hear another bad word about Napoleon from your mouths, I'll gouge out my own ears!——Jean-Andoche Junot
③Look here, His Majesty praises me as the Lord of the Magnificent Beard. I'll copy the Emperor's letter fifty times! Let all the civil and military officials of the First Empire see it.——Joachim Murat
④Copy it yourself, and I'll help you post it after you finish.——Jean Baptiste Bessières
⑤Fine then! If he crosses the river, then I'll cross the river too. If he crosses the river to attack my Moscow, I'll cross the river and strike straight at his Paris in France.——Alexander I
⑥(Egypt) Attendant: Reporting to you, General, your wife has given birth to a child.
Impossible, my second brother is unmatched under heaven. I'm the only one who cuckolds others, how could I ever be cuckolded?——Jean Lannes
Shit what if I become a Cromwell person. A Cromwellian
I just don’t think it’s legal for a person to be a Robespierre person and a Cromwell person I think you get nuked from orbit I’m scared
Got a lot of books on the English civil war. If I start blogging about how Cromwell was a good boy please shoot me
My husband told me that Cromwell is often erroneously cited as the guy who closed the theaters and stuff, so now, uh oh girls
Got a lot of books on the English civil war. If I start blogging about how Cromwell was a good boy please shoot me
Henri de la Rochejaquelin
Artist: Pierre-Narcisse Guérin (French, 1774–1833)
Date: ca. 1816
Medium: Oil on canvas
Collection: Museum of the History of France, Paris, France
Henri de la Rochejaquelein
It is a posthumous portrait of Henri de la Rochejaquelein, a leader of Royalist forces the War in the Vendée who had been killed in 1794 at the age of 21. He is shown leading troops in action with the Royalist banner behind him. He wears the Sacré Coeur on his lapel. He holds a pistol on his hand and seems about to shoot.
One thing I love about the French Revolution is it doesn't matter what side you were on; royalist or revolutionary, the fashion absolutely slapped.