[bunniesandbeheadings]

This is an image of unimaginable power

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Why’s everyone mean to me? Can we agree to be nice to me?! For just one day?

Can you agree to be nice to bunniesandbeheadings for 24 hours?

Yes!

No!

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Please be nice to me

Thanks :)

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Please be nice to me :(

Thanks :(

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Be! Nice! To me!

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Why’s everyone mean to me? Can we agree to be nice to me?! For just one day?

Can you agree to be nice to bunniesandbeheadings for 24 hours?

Yes!

No!

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Please be nice to me

Thanks :)

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Please be nice to me :(

Thanks :(

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Why’s everyone mean to me? Can we agree to be nice to me?! For just one day?

Can you agree to be nice to bunniesandbeheadings for 24 hours?

Yes!

No!

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Please be nice to me

Thanks :)

[bunniesandbeheadings]

It’s so hot that I’m looking at napoleon’s invasion of Russia like

God I wish that were me

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Has anyone noticed it’s kinda hot out

[isthenapoleoncute]

Lots of times, older Duke of Wellingtons can be scared of fireworks!

Do what you want with this information, Americans!

My Napoleons are counting on you.

[isthenapoleoncute]

Would you rather fight…

One Napoleon-sized parakeet

A million parakeet-sized napoleons?

Voting ended onJan 11, 2025

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Aren’t all napoleons parakeet sized?

[isthenapoleoncute]

Blocked.

[winter-melone]

I bet Napoleon lived in a little bird cage with a mirror and a lil golfball for enrichment and Josephine fed him delicious seeds every day...

[isthenapoleoncute]

Oh no, that would be not cute! Napoleons need big spaces, sometimes even entire continents, as their enclosure! An island or a cage just doesn’t have enough stimulation.

Also, napoleons need more than golf balls! They need wars! Conquest! That’s the healthiest enrichment for them, but if you can’t afford an all out war, skirmishes are fine.

Seeds alone also aren’t enough for a napoleon! They like to do things like eat entire worlds

But make sure you provide them silverware like this one has. If they try to swallow it whole it’s a choking hazard

I hope this helps you understand the complexities of keeping a pet napoleon!

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Funniest thing napoleon ever did was when the bastille was stormed and he wrote to his big brother like “don’t worry about it, it’ll blow over soon and it won’t affect our lives at all”

[isthenapoleoncute]

What about that time my napoleon got his head stuck in a cheese balls container?

It was pretty funny.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I commissioned a Lex Luthor doll on Etsy. The seller developed cancer and was unable to complete the order, so they apologetically refunded my order

I take the money and commission lex from someone else. They were a duo, and one of them apparently got into a freak accident and died, and so again, my order was refunded

If. If I commission the doll again, am I like, murdering seamstresses? At what point am I the villain? This seems to be a specific curse.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Oh, the survivor of the freak accident said she finished my doll and could ship it. I paid her the money refunded and am now waiting for the doll to arrive

The cursed doll.

If I stop posting, whelp,

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I commissioned a Lex Luthor doll on Etsy. The seller developed cancer and was unable to complete the order, so they apologetically refunded my order

I take the money and commission lex from someone else. They were a duo, and one of them apparently got into a freak accident and died, and so again, my order was refunded

If. If I commission the doll again, am I like, murdering seamstresses? At what point am I the villain? This seems to be a specific curse.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Stuck in a historical war

You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war

(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)

How are you doing?

good somehow

I might survive

OW

dead

results/other

Voting ended on6h

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Yay

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I believe in ghosts, full disclosure

And I just saw the most pathetic ghost bullshit

So, like two hours I lost the cap to the mountain dew I was drinking. Annoying, but, you know, I will survive

I fuck you not. I just saw the lid fall right in front of my eyes like magic. Like it just materialized and fell down.

And like. I believe in ghosts so I’ve already accepted, okay, this is a ghost. But what a pathetic move. Like? Thanks for giving me my cap back? Great? What are we doing here. Loser.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Poor Francis! When I google him the first image that comes up is Napoleon, aka his son in law who curb stomped him at Austerlitz tho Francis will get him back soon don’t worry

Tho maybe that’s a good thing because Francis’s portrait, the second one on the list, is well

Unfortunate

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I’m a married woman with a degree and a full time job and that doesn’t seem right. In my mind I’m still a teenager but no, actually, I’m society now, aren’t I? I am society. It’s me

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Sorry!

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I’m a married woman with a degree and a full time job and that doesn’t seem right. In my mind I’m still a teenager but no, actually, I’m society now, aren’t I? I am society. It’s me

[bambooale]

《Six New Three Kingdoms-Style Takes on the Napoleonic Wars》

①Congratulations, Papa, you can now declare yourself Emperor.——Eugène-Rose de Beauharnais

②If I hear another bad word about Napoleon from your mouths, I'll gouge out my own ears!——Jean-Andoche Junot

③Look here, His Majesty praises me as the Lord of the Magnificent Beard. I'll copy the Emperor's letter fifty times! Let all the civil and military officials of the First Empire see it.——Joachim Murat

④Copy it yourself, and I'll help you post it after you finish.——Jean Baptiste Bessières

⑤Fine then! If he crosses the river, then I'll cross the river too. If he crosses the river to attack my Moscow, I'll cross the river and strike straight at his Paris in France.——Alexander I

⑥(Egypt) Attendant: Reporting to you, General, your wife has given birth to a child.

Impossible, my second brother is unmatched under heaven. I'm the only one who cuckolds others, how could I ever be cuckolded?——Jean Lannes