Johnathan Technology

For it is I, Johnathan Technology, the inventor of technology as man knows it today. Sometimes I post stuff (he/him but you can use any pronouns)

[john-tech]

Alrighty mighty, I reached 3 followers so I gotta pretty up this blog, which does include writing the pinned post. The thing I was originally scared of. Or rather didn't feel like doing

For it is I, Johnathan Technology. I am the inventor of technology as mankind knows it today. I use Linux btw (Arch at the time of writing this, though might hop to Gentoo in the future), so like 90% of my posts will be related to that. Also I am a shitty self taught coder. I know Python and am learning C++. That's probably all you need to know about my personal life

I am bi and cis and am a proud ally. If ya can't stand the existance of LGBTQ+ folks, get out right now bruh. Though, I don't think people who like my content (tech enthusiasts, Linux enjoyers) could ever be bigoted

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[john-tech]

Me to the horror creature:

[john-tech]

Getting a new router soon. A tp-link c6u, to be exact. A part of the reason I chose this model is the fact I can flash it with openwrt. Asked my parents for permission a couple days ago. Step dad said "ask mom". Mom said "maybe", and today she said yes. I'm gonna go fucking bananas with our router, installing VPNs, adblocks, anything availible on the humble openwrt

[john-tech]

The flashing went smooth. Extroot died tho :(

[john-tech]

Getting a new router soon. A tp-link c6u, to be exact. A part of the reason I chose this model is the fact I can flash it with openwrt. Asked my parents for permission a couple days ago. Step dad said "ask mom". Mom said "maybe", and today she said yes. I'm gonna go fucking bananas with our router, installing VPNs, adblocks, anything availible on the humble openwrt

[john-tech]

Wowzers

[nophoria08]

when i saw your "passed 3 followers" post and saw that u fr averaged like 5 likes I STOPPED in my tracks. deserved

[john-tech]

Omg thank youuuu. Really I don't think so. Honestly, I just post whatever I'm thinking about here (like "moths put the cuck in cuckoon", which is still in my drafts I think) and move on to cooking up my next thought of the week. And I average 5 likes??? Wtf I don't even think I have that many posts that have 5 likes and over (except 1 post and the elephant in the blog) you gotta have made a typo. Either way, glad you enjoy the blog lol. Warms my heart someone on the 'net appreciates my tech nerdout

[desert-palm]

[john-tech]

One jammer and it's over

[john-tech]

Wowzers

[john-tech]

I build my feed brick by brick. Unfortunatly, I am a bad builder

[arch-linux-official]

The CIA put a chip in my brain that's why I'm crazy

[your-average-antho-cat]

I thought using arch just did that to people

[arch-linux-official]

Using Linux either turns you (into a) femboy/trans (see basically everyone on this shithole) or it turns you into a maniac (see Terry A Davis) with zero exceptions

[your-average-antho-cat]

thank fuck I'm not the second one

[arch-linux-official]

Tick Tock it Comes for All

[john-tech]

I don't think I'd make a good trans woman nor a femboy so I hope it's the latter. But like, I've been using Linux for a while now. And nothing is happening to me, even though I use the crazy linux fanboy distro (arch). Is it because I like GUIs maybe? Do I need to embrace TUIs to become a true Linux user and go crazy?

[john-tech]

> 107 post created

> 8 followers gained

> 2 tumblrs made

I am truly a famous

[john-tech]

Why are tech illiterate folk so stubborn. You tell them "no jeff you can't run an android app on an iphone" and they respond with "WeLL youtube exists both on iphones and on Androids. Case and point"

[john-tech]

Windows users be like "windows is good actually you just gotta download this tool from github to debloat it then this tool to make it shut up and finally this tool to make it usable. And you can't customize it without patching DLLs btw"

[john-tech]

Holy guacamole this blew up

[john-tech]

Since people are mass switching to Linux, when do you guys think devs will actually target Linux users? I think like 70% market share

[john-tech]

Just hit 100 likes total on my blog. Holy moly. The like distribution kinda suprises me, though. The poats I'm the least proud of get all the likes while posts I'm the proudest of barely get any. I've also been getting into ms paint art recently (see: the previous post) so I might start a new blog dedicated solely to my art lolol

[john-tech]

GUYS I DID AN ART I THINK

[john-tech]

Only after posting have I realised I forgot to add the hello kitty pattern to gabriel's sheet. And I don't think I made it clear enough he's having a nightmare. Damn it

[john-tech]

GUYS I DID AN ART I THINK

[john-tech]

Windows users be like "windows is good actually you just gotta download this tool from github to debloat it then this tool to make it shut up and finally this tool to make it usable. And you can't customize it without patching DLLs btw"