Johnathan Davids

I am Johnathan Davids, but you can call me Johnny boy, amazing father of two many children, currently unemployed (previous Class-A oil taker driver) American.

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Inciting Violance

I fight anyone who mildly dislikes me in hand to hand combat. I always carry a trowel too so I never lose!

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Politics

I'm fighting the system. You gotta work against the monotonous chores of society. Driving over to D.C. Washington right now to file multiple complaints about how everything is structured. Gonna change the world one country at a time.

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Prison Camps.

I was in a prison camp for nine months. It was in America and done as some sort of wired sick joke by the coal mining companies.

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My uncle died this way.

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My Experiance with Conventions

I used to go to conventions, but then the convention man told me no more.

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My Confession

Sometimes I get paranoid that people can hear the coordinates I am being whispered to through my headphones, but then I remember my mission.

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I shanked two men in the war.

I did.

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Art

Last time I tried to draw I ended up with a bloody pencil and exposed nerve endings.

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5G Towers

I do disagree with the propaganda around 5G towers causing cancer or turning you into an apple. Ive found they help my hearing aids connect to bluetooth so I can listen to my jams.

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Hairy Potter

Hairy Potter was a grotesque man who dropped pots on my head until I went to sleep when I was little.

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Elvis is weak.

Elvis Presley dresses like a dork, I know I'm better than him because I survived shitting out my organs.

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Robert Downey Jr. Death

It's a shame Robert Downey Jr. died on his birthday. Hemmeroid victims need support. If there were more communities to have assisted him it wouldnt have ended this way. #RobertDowneyJr #RIP

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Real gut-buster here.

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Big rock, little child.

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This generation just doesnt understand.

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