The Writings of The Thirtieth Century Man @johnbarleycornssong - Tumblr Blog

Woo i’m back on tumblr...

It’s been months?

metadefumaca

Come back to m e.

steggy5ever

Still my favorite Chris vine that I could watch for hours “if you’re ever having a bad day just watch this”

agent-hayley

@koffeewithkhaja

mogifire

red hair girls from ireland

johnbarleycornssong

Are they remaking brave?

kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060

Behind the scenes of Star Wars Episodes l, ll, and lll

therealmcgee

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age Because everything needs a Regency AU

sixpenceee

Château de la Mothe-Chandeniers, sitting abandoned since a fire in 1932

johnbarleycornssong

Places you'd love to rebuild

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amortizing

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”

Douglas Adams (via amortizing)

terriamon

modern society sucks i wish i was a swordsman 600 years ago so i can die of dysentery on the side of some road

johnbarleycornssong

You want this?

Try 400 years ago and you get to be these people

You get swag with your swords...

rose-tylers

toptony

Don’t look, David. Don’t look.

shimmerthighs

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

druidquest

gallifreyfieldsforever

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

kyrael

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” “…Technically, yes.”

mrsmarymorstan

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them.

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.